Poison Ivy Lyrics

I wanna be sitting in my new brown leather recliner

In the corner of the living room

With my girlfriend distributing her weight equally

Between the left arm of the chair and my left knee

I am holding a glass full of fifteen dollar whiskey

Mixed with sour and ice

And all of my friends are sitting comfortably

And we are watching one of my favorite movies

The movie ends and we sarcastically applaud

And then analyze the plot

Then we quickly shift to conversations

About alcohol and pot

And this is exactly where I want to be right now

The sun is almost down

But that's fine because it is so unbearably hot

It is not too early in the day

To run around and get poison ivy on my legs

It is not too late in the day

To come back in the evening and kiss your face

I wanna be sitting outside on saturday

Laughing and scoffing at my filthy jokes

Even though we just got thrifted shirts

Partying sounds like too much work

So we'll sit and we'll lay and we'll read and we'll drink

And we'll laugh and we'll toke and we'll cry and we'll think

But we are all getting sunburnt on the right side of our face

We go inside about fifteen minutes

After the first mosquito bite

Inside we do pretty much exactly the same thing

But this time with more light

And this is exactly where I want to be right now

The sun is almost down

But that's fine because the moon is just as bright

It is not too early in the day

to run around and get poison ivy on my legs

It is not too late in the day

to come back in the evening and kiss your face

It is not too early in the day

to run around and get poison ivy on my legs

It is not too late in the day

to come back in the evening and kiss your face