Retiring Lyrics

(Candence hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe)

(Yeah, Marjorie over there, with her perm, she looks really cute, and her little like outfit, that little sweater she has on, what do you think bro? Should I go talk to her or something?

Yeah? Oh, okay sick)

Well, I'm retiring, (Ehu)

Getting real tiring, (Yawn)

Looking at girls they be admiring, (Phew)

Feeling a little old, looking like Joe Biden, (Biden)

But I won't be Stalin, no I ain't a tyrant, (Nah)

Might as well go into retirement home, (Yuh)

Losing my hair, I won't need a comb, (No)

Might make a friend by the name of Jerome, (Jerome)

Riding around in our golf carts, (Skkrrr)

The grannies be offering us sweet tarts (Ooo)

The youngins be calling us old farts, (Fart)

Sandals on, dogs out, ready to bark, (Rawr)

First name's Sir like I'm Francis Drake, (Yuh)

Stealing your girl like I'm Nathan Drake, (Yuh)

You know I'm the realest I ain't no fake, (Yah)

Waking her up with some egg bake, (Yah)

Taking the golf cart to run our errands (Food)

You know we're stocked, the shelf won't be barren, (Nah)

This tax document you know I'll be tearing, (Yuh)

This old man fit you know I'll be wearing, (Drip)

Getting this green looking like Bruce Banner, (Ah)

My whole darn mansion was paid by Medicare, (Yah)

We sun bathing,(Yah) we getting tanner (Er)

Gladis getting warm, you better fan her, (Heatstroke)

Well, I'm retiring, (Ehu)

Getting real tiring, (Yawn)

Looking at girls they be admiring, (Phew)

Feeling a little old, looking like Joe Biden, (Biden)

But I won't be Stalin, no I ain't a tyrant, (Nah)

Kinda feels like I'm shutting down my business, (Ehu)

Just a little down with this old time sadness, (Yah)

Feeling a little strange trying to fix all this madness, (Yuh)

But I finally know what wisdom is, (Yes)

Don't need to worry about arthritis, (No)

We don't need to be sad we don't need to sulk, (Nah)

Cuz we are incredible just like the Hulk, (Yah)

We going to Costco we buying in bulk, (Bulk, bulk, bulk,)

We going to Costco we buying in bulk, (Bulk, bulk, bulk, bulk)

Yeah we going to Costco we buying in bulk (Brah)

Well, I'm retiring, (Ehu)

Getting real tiring, (Yawn)

Looking at girls they be admiring, (Phew)

Feeling a little old, looking like Joe Biden, (Biden)

But I won't be Stalin, no I ain't a tyrant, (Nah)

No I ain't a tyrant (Nah)

Looking like Joe Biden, (Yah)

No I ain't a tyrant, (Nah)

I am Joe Biden, (Yuh)