Call Me Lyrics

So I've been single for a little while, bro

And all these girls are coming up to me

Can I have your snap?

Can I have your Instagram?

Can I have your number?

And since I'm so attractive, they just come up to me and say that

And sometimes, you just have to be like, no

Howdy, name's Lil BottleCap, gonna pop a cap in your gram-gram's CPAP

That was a joke, I'm not strapped, I'm not like that, but I'm spinning off these percs

like I'm a laundromat

By percs, I'm in percussion, I play trumpet, and when I walk by girls, they be spontaneously

bussin'

They call me the Rock with the C, but you'll see me rocking out with the BeeGees

Cuz I'm staying alive, past the age of five, we up in this joint about to thrive

Not my dad, I pass for white

When I get stopped by the cops, my alibi's airtight (Sealed)

It's my birthright for this white jean to stay in the limelight

Like I'm in a boy band, in a big time rush, cuz you're looking for a boyfriend

Hung out with Elon Musk, went to the moon, making dirty money, see you real soon

Boutta punch you in the liver, give you hepatitis, just ask your girl, I got the touch of Mitas

(Gold)

Haha, just kidding, don't get girls but these lines to be hitting

(Hitting)

Like the drugs I won't be naming

(Naming)

I don't do em

And if you do, we're gonna have a problem

(Drugs bad)

Actually, you guys seem pretty chill, but not as chill as me in your bed with your girl

Like a firetruck, we about to, I don't know, kiss maybe

Only if she's okay with that

I'm all about consent

Don't want that breach of trust with fraudulent intent

Don't really know how to end this, so goodbye (bye, bye, bye, yuh)