Zoo Pals ft. Billy Buono Lyrics

Why can't I get Zoo Pals anymore

I used to see them on the shelves in almost every store

Using basic paper plates, now I'm gettin bored

I need me a designated section for the ketchup pour

Staring at my plate, now my food is getting cold

I want an alligator face in my spaghetti-o's

The entree goes right in the middle

Whatever you want in the two that are little

The clever design will keep them apart,

You can put anything, follow your heart

You can do pudding, and barbecue sauce

It gives you the freedom to do what you want

It makes less waste, the plate is ideal

Go back for seconds, whatever you feel

Only need one plate for the whole damn meal

When you get done, see a whole damn seal

Hefty, bring em back, I'll eat my nuggets off a dog

Hefty, bring em back, I'll eat my muffins off a frog

Hefty, bring em back, I'll eat my fries off a leopard's mug

Hefty, bring em back, I'll eat my pie off a feathered duck

That classic plate with happy faces

Bring back plates that have three spaces

Guess what else they took from you, you don't even know

They took away the spoons and forks and knives and cups and bowls

Those don't really matter though, focus on the plate

All those other products, yeah they can be replaced

When I have people over I bring lions and tigers

When you have people over you bring boring fine china

Never used Zoo Pals as a kid, I admit that

Now I wanna use em so y'all better bring the dish back

Shoulda got em back then, yeah that was my fault

Now I want Zoo Pals, yeah I'm an adult

Discontinued in '06

Hopeless, my motive

But Hefty, know this

I'm the one that's been chosen

That platter with swagger

Will have a new chapter,

With eating and laughter,

I'm bringing it back, ya heard?

Oink Oink Zoopals

Buzz Buzz Zoopals

Quack Quack Zoopals

Zoopals made eating fun

Hoot Hoot Zoopals

Ribbet Ribbet Zoopals

Woof Woof Zoopals

Zoopals made eating fun

ZOOPALS MADE EATING... FUN