Pinhole Meatus Lyrics

When I was 11 I had surgery on my penis

That's the realest

Urethra decreasing and causing a scene when I'm peeing

It was leakin

Yeah, that's the real thing bro

The hole started shrinking, but why

How could I know? I didn't know

Out of control I got pee on the flo

Drippin the piss, it was all on my toes

Oh, you think it's a joke

Think that I'm making a show of it

Bitch I'm just honest, My past, I be ownin it

Tellin my story bout Meatal Stenosis

It was my secret, but now I'm exposing it

Somewhere some hot dog has bits of my bone in it

Make it look larger by constantly mowin it

I swear to penis my dick had no hole in it

Lil boy peen no hole

G shit only 'leven years old

Don't trip boy Chaun still gold

Different drip boy golden flow

No piss

Every toilet bowl he missed

Chopped the top now he top of the list

Now he grown and he's flexin' his wrist

Now that penis acquaintin' yo bitch

The surgeons they findin the issue, they grabbin it

Soon with the scalpel they boutta be stabbin it

Goin down easy, no way, I was battlin

Strapped to the table, there's no goin back on it

Knocked me out with that laughing gas

But I ain't laughin, bitch

Tried takin' the oxygen mask off my face

They weren't havin it

I wanted to tell them to stop and wait

Before they operate

But I'm far too late

Then my eyes roll back and I start to faint

That's the part I hate

I'm out cold

Now I'm outta commission

Now they make the incisions

They up on my pecker, no pigeons

When I wake up I'll be livid

I'm not against circumcision

I'm not against any religions

But honestly some of you bitches

Need to work on your precision

You might switch up my disposition

Injured dick, with invincible spirit

It could fit in a Ripley's exhibit

I'll be losin' my queens like I'm Britain

Tell the population bout my operation

Tryna get a Grammy nomination

Educatin' generations bout the penis

I was feelin heat, but now I'm back like I'm a phoenix

Soon ima be fillin' up arenas

Once I was a little boy afraid of anesthesia

Now I'm spraying seed up on the ladies makin' them look like a Chia pet

Ima need a breath

I'm the fuckin reason that kleenex stands

As the leading brand of tissues and

No one tryna touch it so I use my hand

Wait pause

Sure I know my tip been flawed

It ain't my fault, it's just nature's cause and effect

I'll still be a boss in the bed

If she don't want dick, I can toss salad

Californian Bitch, that's Pacific Rim

Switch my dick with a prosthetic limb

Childhood my life was good

It didn't even matter

That my shit looked like a pencil

With a broken tip

I been prayin' hands up knees down

To the fuckin' surgeon that made sure

His fuckin hand didn't slip

From that day forward

I knew that I was honored

To be blessed with sick flows

That get the panties lowered

And I stand ten toes on any block

And know I can't be touched by nobody

With no mortal man boner

Bitten off cheeto with the gruesome flow

All the coolest hoes from all across the globe

Say it look like Dan Devito underneath the clothes

A reminder to my opps that imma beat the foes

If I had a dollar

For all the blatant hollers

That I got all up on tinder

From all the father's daughters

I would buy ten 'raris and maybe even cover

All the bills that I got from the hospital, bitch

Lil boy peen no hole

G shit only 'leven years old

Don't trip boy Chaun still gold

Different drip boy golden flow

No piss

Every toilet bowl he missed

Chopped the top now he top of the list

Now he grown and he's flexin' his wrist

Now that penis acquaintin' yo bitch