Pinky Toe Lyrics

First day in the coal mine

Now I'm having a bad time

Somebody turned off my light

I'm stuck like a stalagmite

Think, think, think of the water I can't drink

And my favorite coffee mug that I left within my sink

And the cold kiss of death, that of which I'm on the brink

On the brink, on the brink, did I mention "on the brink"?

Tell my dog I'll see him in doggy heaven if that's where I go

When they find me down here I'll be nothing but a pinky toe

Last day in the coal mine

Last day of my life

My lungs fill up with cave grime

The bats will devour my intestines from large to small then move on to my gallbladder

I got off scot-free from my parking ticket, silver lining there

In a tomb of guano, I'll sleep forever; let this be my prayer