MOST TOXIC BITCOIN MAXI (ACAPELLA) Lyrics

Today, Satoshi Nakamoto has released an official statement that they'll be raising prices

No coiners are arguably upset with the decision

Meanwhile, Bitcoin holders refuse to provide the markets any liquidity

Citing that their diamond hands have been forced

I feel like Harrison Ford in the 90s with my bitcoins

In the 2020s we encrypting everything, government can go fuck itself

Wanna shut us out of banks, go ahead, we don't need you

Put Satoshi's on USB's, start trading amongst the people

If the jab was really poison, matter of fact, let me translate

The crypto likely to succeed is the one with the lowest vax rate

I'm in a rage, the WEF wanna infiltrate, government and legislate

And attack the chain, talking smack about the climate change

Forget electric cars, but where's the free energy at

I've been buying so many bitcoins, I forgot where I put my tinfoil at

And stacking sats is the biggest drug, just look at how I live it up

If you don't see me shitting on dollar bills, you'll see me rip them up

My laser eyes, 21 gazillion freaking Fahrenheit

No coiners, I got hard orange pills to swallow for all you guys

24 to 35 year olds, bout to get a lesson on Weimer Germany

It'll affect your five year olds

They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever

They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever

Today in unprecedented news, Chancellor is on brink of their 37th bailout for banks

Meanwhile Peter Schiff has liquidated his entire gold portfolio in favour of bitcoin

We got in early, Silk Road, they must've had some good drugs

But that rug pull you were in explains why you're in retail trying to push rugs

Went from driving a Lambo to a Camry

Scammer took you for a ride in the backseat of his taxi and Maxine

Asked me about some altcoins, don't ask me

Cause I'm a marginalised white male toxic maxi

Lost your keys

Little piggies cannot get up in the house

Oink oink lessons, pigs get slaughtered

Altcoin reference

Don't cry to me if you can't spend your CBDCs for wifi costs

I'll take your tear filled tissues and with them I'll just wipe my balls

If you can't tell why the price is high for an egg and salad bowl

You're malinformed

It's malice caused by central banking reckless nonsense

I'm eating well, got mi goreng

Wilding out at no coiners like Max Keiser do at Peter Schiff on the end of Bitcoin slang

I'm feeling well

Living it up in the penthouse of the tallest building

Within the fortress walls of the bitcoin citadel

They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever

They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever

They said

Today, Bitcoin continued to rally over a million dollars a coin

This came only moments after a sudden low of $3,400

The slingshot moved it upside, caught traders off guard

Whilst annihilating billions in short positions across the globe