I Was A Teenager For Two Years Lyrics

I like pink!

I like the mall!

I can't think!

I like dolls!

We'll play games!

We'll be dumb!

We'll grow up!

We can't stop!

You love me and you love me not

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, done!

I was promised more of these

But all I got was one

Fuck!

That's me!

Nineteen!

I just want one more year

I'm just your average teenage wife

Living a typical teenage life

I keep all of my clothes in stock

And I also have a c***

What!?

Everybody loves me and my

Voice is so high

Everybody loves me and my

Voice is so high

Everybody loves me and my

Body is perfect

I'm not insecure and

I'm never dysphoric

Everybody loves me and my

Face has no hair!

Everybody loves me and my

Face has no hair!

Everybody loves me and my

Face has no hair and my

Arms have no hair and my

Legs have no hair

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, done!

I was promised more of these

But now I just have one

Fuck!

That's me!

Nineteen!

I just want

One more god damn

Year

They say to make the most of your

Time with your peers

But I was just a teenager for

Two fucking years

I can't relive The years I lost

I can't relive The years I want

Just one more day to be nineteen

But I can't stay, and I can't be

In my terrible teens!