Baby Blogs Lyrics

They're blogging their new-borns for a pay check

Parents are faceless whilst the babies are famous

Taking consent from the womb

Recording the birth until the last day of school

You'll wonder why they resent your presence

Got a camera taped to their Christmas presents

No privacy and the income is their doing

From the obsessives, to the paedophiles viewing

If you put down the baby, where would your money go?

You wouldn't have it no, so get your own job and leave the kids alone

I am not tryna teach you how to be a parent

Childhood is precious, you know you don't have to share it

With strangers here and strangers there

Baby blogs lead to great despair

You won't, you won't see the damage yet

You won't, you won't see what's inside their head

Save it to the screen as a home movie

Baby blogs are for you and not me

We don't need to see 'em, I just hope they're happy

The world can be cruel to minidresses or to nappies

Let's not play the ignorant game

Some people are vicious, some people aren't safe

A para-social bond with a being so innocent

Who doesn't know they're a forced participant

In a world with an audience who knows their every move

I wouldn't blame them if one day they cut you loose

Where is the privacy? Maybe they will get it when they turn into a teen

They'll be long gone, don't be surprised

When their life wasn't a sight for just the family's eyes

I am not tryna teach you how to be a parent

Childhood is precious, you know you don't have to share it

With strangers here and strangers there

Baby blogs lead to great despair

You won't, you won't see the damage yet

You won't, you won't see what's inside their head

Save it to the screen as a home movie

Baby blogs are for you and not me