Freddy's Fabulous Phoenix Freakout Lyrics

An hour past checkout

a knock on the door

Lupe needs to clean the room

He sits in the shower

And it all makes sense

In his mini bar gloom

Sir, it's time to go

You will be charged again

There are news vans on the street

It's time to lather, rinse, repeat

Freddy Freddy Freddy Freddy

Had a fabulous day freaking out

At the Phoenix Best Western

It was Freddy's fabulous freak-out

He checked in at three without a single bag

Just a cape, a mask, and an urge

He couldn't explain, but he came in peace

He told the concierge

He flipped on CNN

He had a view of the pool

Then his purpose came as clear

As he screamed from a stool

Freddy Freddy Freddy Freddy

Had a fabulous day freaking out

At the Phoenix Best Western

It was Freddy's fabulous freak-out

Freddy had a freakout

but he came in peace

Freddy had a freakout

but he came in peace

They had to call the pool boy on his only day off

And man was he royally pissed

Five hundred bottles of complimentary shampoo

He said it's still not fixed

It didn't start that great

It didn't end so well

But Freddy's gonna be fine

They checked him out

Then they checked him in

They say he just needs time

Freddy Freddy Freddy Freddy

Had a fabulous day freaking out

At the Phoenix Best Western

It was Freddy's fabulous freak-out

Freddy had a freakout

but he came in peace

Freddy had a freakout

but he came in peace