Lopsided Heart Lyrics

Your heart pumps Listerine

Your lungs breath soda pop

Your feet are squeaky clean

Your lips rhythm blue hip hop

Your hands sin with the saints

Your veins surge mega amps

Your stomach writes complaints

Your tongue licks the postage stamps

So I listen and hope

With my stethoscope

To catch the beat

Of your lopsided heart

Your eyes never shut up

Your brain smacks when it eats

Your shoulders are up to snuff

Your cheeks are tasty treats

Your bones vitamin fortified

Your legs kick rocket fuel

Your toes rightly horrified

Your kneecaps cold and cruel

So I listen and hope

With my stethoscope

To catch the beat

Of your lopsided heart