Mothmann Lyrics

Grassmen roam across rural Ohio

From the cornfields to the soybean-covered hills

Grassmen aren't carnivorous by nature

They live in families, and are very peaceful

If you go to southwestern Ohio

You may find what they call the Loveland Frog

It used to live in the woods, but the woods are now gone

And Loveland is more of a suburban area

Imagine the sound its little feet would make

As they slap on the wet pavement

Between the rows of upper-middle-class housing

Loveland Frog, I hope you're happy there

Mothman

Don't forget about Mothman

Point Pleasant's favorite winged cryptid

Mothman

Can't forget about Mothman

It shows up right before disasters hit

They call him the Newtown Yeti

And he lives not far from the Loveland Frog

Not known by many, he looks a little like

Bigfoot, and he lives alone

The same neck of the woods is where the Old Man dwells

In a pit he dug in the ground with a shovel

He rides on a llama, he has a long beard

And his favorite thing to eat is children

Mothman

Don't forget about Mothman

Point Pleasant's favorite winged cryptid

Mothman

Can't forget about Mothman

It shows up right before disasters hit

I once had a cousin, her name was Jessica

You know what happened to her when she was eight?

She got eaten! She got eaten by the Old Man

Who lives in my grandparents' woods

Her portrait sits on an old bookshelf

As the Old Man flosses his teeth with her hair

The police say she must have just run away

But I know what dwells in Ohio's woods

Mothman

Don't forget about Mothman

Point Pleasant's favorite winged cryptid

Mothman

Can't forget about Mothman

It shows up right before disasters hit

Mothman

Don't forget about Mothman

Point Pleasant's favorite winged cryptid

Mothman

Can't forget about Mothman

It shows up right before disasters hit