Hungry Doi Lyrics

I mean who am I kidding Brian I could never be a comedian…

Crispy crunchy like a salted pretzel

Juicy garlic chicken makin' my mouth full

Feast like a king, mans call me Charlemagne

Let me muck a sip of that champagne

Chips so salty, cheese everywhere

Nachos so fire I got some in my hair, gross

Popeyes chicken sandwich, canes special sauce

Oreo mcflurry to top it all off

Dab me up boy you know I'm in there dog

Salt the fries girl, and pass the hot sauce

When I eat my food I judge it subjectively

Muck me one yeah, I hit that sexually

Dab me up boy you know I'm in there dog

Salt the fries girl, and pass the hot sauce

When I eat my food I judge it subjectively

Muck me one yeah, I hit that sexually

Gummy bear gummy bear sour patch kid

Packets of Skittles rollin' through my head

Pizza slice dynamite general Tso's

And Greek gyro without tomatoes

Spaghetti and meatballs red sauce with the white

Hold up now hand me a sprite

I like my frenchies fried and so do my ladies

Pass me the ketchup and honey mustard, maybe

Ian…

Alright what do you guys want? (Can I, can I please have a taco?)

I... don't they don't have ta (Um, with no meat or cheese?)

They don't have, they just (I want french fries, jello pizza)

They just do not have those here at this establishment

At this institution (Literally just a plain taco shell, like just the taco shell)

Look if you guys don't give me a serious order

(Uhh, I, just a little bit of hot sauce in there

Can I get an extra medium Dr. Sprite)

We're going to have a serious problem (Can I get a handful of sauce?)

We can take this outside of the car (Sir, can I please get a waffle?)

Hannah, Hannah Parsons

Dab me up boy you know I'm in there dog

Salt the fries girl, and pass the hot sauce

When I eat my food I judge it subjectively

Muck me one yeah, I hit that sexually

Dab me up boy you know I'm in there dog

Salt the fries girl, and pass the hot sauce

When I eat my food I judge it subjectively

Muck me one yeah, I hit that sexually