I Saw Biden Touching Kids (Remix) Lyrics

Yo Ho Ho Ho, It's your President Joe Biden!

And Little Susie, for you, I'm gonna rub your leg down

Wow! Biden's touching little kids!

What?

Somebody stop him!

Where am I?

Please?

Who are you

Fine, I'll do it myself

(And you ain't black)

I saw Biden touching Little Kids (Touchin', Touchin', Little Kids)

(Rub my leg down)

Underneath the White House roof last night

I really saw the creep

He was halfway fast asleep

He thought I wouldn't

Tell the world bout the children in his sheets

Then I saw Biden tickle little kids (Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)

(Rub my leg down)

Underneath his mask so snowy white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Jilly had only seen

Biden touching little kids last night

(Oh you know, you know the thing)

I saw Biden touching kids in the wild

Usin' his hands so that he can defile

We can't let him get a way on the nile

You don't believe it you live in denial

Yo, why the people be always tryna play, Joe

And he lickin on the ice cream, Faygo

Build Back Better and inflation reduction

Sounds a whole lot of money destruction

Watching in awe as the country collapse

Every time I'm at the pump I pay tax

They always say that he cannot control it

But it all started when he took the oath and

Then they will say that it's all cause of Putin

Because of Russia and all of the shootin'

If only we could get back to the drilling

Working to restore that good independence

I'm just working hard so I spit facts

What do I get for it? (You ain't black)

Then it's the Government slanging me crack

Who is the dealer you call him the big guy

He always gets ten percent of a big buy

Number one rule is don't dope on your supply

But Hunter Biden out here wavin' good bye

As he climbs into the bed with an ex wife

Dope boy livin life like he in GTA

San Andreas with Ryder and CJ

Now he livin it up in the White House

Testin' his partners for HIV no doubt

Scratching the cushions and searching for Parmesan

I don't think we'll ever know how much dope he on

Pedo Peter is his daddy's name on the phone

This Christmas i'mma wish for all of 'em to be gone (She was 12 I was 30)

I saw Biden touching Little Kids (Touchin', Touchin', Little Kids)

(Rub my leg down)

Underneath the White House roof last night

I really saw the creep

He was halfway fast asleep

He thought I wouldn't

Tell the world bout the children in his sheets

Then I saw Biden tickle little kids (Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)

(Rub my leg down)

Underneath his mask so snowy white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Jilly had only seen

Biden touching little kids last night

(Oh you know, you know the thing)