The Government Fairy ft. Nick Nittoli Lyrics

We're the federales at your door

Coming for

All of your

Guns and ammo too

You can call us anytime

Night or day

We'll be there

Right away

Taking what you got

The IRS want money it's funny

Feels like whoever paying taxes is truly the dummy

We know the tax man is coming down your chimney

He's taking your cookies

Putting your milk in his stomach

You thought you had a free country? Wow, Wow

They gon' pull up in the sleigh

Hope you ready, hope you paid, all of your bills like by today

They just take what they want, like it was some mistletoe

They ain't gettin' nothing from me must be high off Christmas snow

They wanna put you on the list but they can't, because

They know the truth, and the fact is they not Santa Claus

They know that we don't owe them nothing, ain't no money to claim here

So I'm just take off with a few of my reindeer

We're the tax man

Knocking at the door

Asking for

More and more

Of your hard earned cash

We go by the name of IRS

Give us checks

And assets

Or your first born son

Well it took me long enough to rap on this, now I'm goin in

You won't ever hear a flow like this, up on CNN

Couple homies spittin' bout the government, so we offend

Make a wish upon a star trigger people 'til the end

I don't want no federales bustin' in to take my guns

I don't want no IRS with 80 thousand people strung

Out on the idea that they can go and take what they want

Power working like a drug, watch 'em overdose and haunt

This winter season things need to get a little better

With a little cold I don't wanna feel below the weather

Jack Frost nipping at your nose, can you feel the spirit

Jingle bells ringing down the street, I know you can hear it

Jolly people everywhere, showin' family they care

Government Fairy gonna hide from the nightmare

Last thing the Fairy wanna see, is some unity

Scariest sight to the Government is you and me

I'm the Government Fairy

Can't you see

I don't like your liberty

Give it all to me

You don't need that precious

Bill of Rights

Get that free speech out my sight

You'll be cursed tonight