Sumthin' Special (Interlude) Lyrics

If I could get everybody's attention for a second

Just wanna say thanks to the church & everyone for coming out to this years Christmas banquet

And I wanna do something special for someone in attendance here tonight

You know who you are

Girl, you done made the naughty list this season

Yes ya did, oh

So we gon' give Dirty Santa a whole new meaning

Yes we, yes we will

Let's Yankee Swap saliva this evening

While I'm playin' Jingle Bells on ya tonsils, with my tongue,

I'm so deep in

Can we get a couple of ushers up front to pull this guy off the stage?

I'll handle it

I can tell it's cold outside from how ya headlights are beamin'

Twinkle, twinkle

And forgive me but I can't turn this rude-off

When thoughts of you creep in

Wooo, just can't do it, baby

So come and sit on Santa's lap & tell me what your feenin'

Tell me what you want

Got a couple pieces of coal & a north pol…

Hey, what are you doin'

Alright Justin Timberfake, time to go

C'mon man, are you serious?

Man, I had a great Elf on the Shelf pun I was just about to…

Enough with the lip, Mr. Wonder boy McDreamy

If I wanted some lip, I'd Google Mick Jagger pictures