The Hearse Song Lyrics

Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die

They zip you up in a plastic sheet

From your head down to your feet

They put you in a big black box

And they cover you up with dirt and rocks

And all goes well for about a week

And then your coffin begins to leak

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play slip and slide down your snout!

They eat your eyes and they eat your nose

They eat the wedges between your toes!

A big green worm with scary eyes

Chews into your stomach and eats your insides!

The flesh on your body turns brownish green

And puss squrits out like molded cheese!

You spread it on a slice of bread

And that's what you'll eat when you're fuckin dead!

And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in

The ones that crawl in are all lean and thin

The ones that crawl out are fat and stout

Your eyeballs roll back and your hair falls out!

Your brain will become a maggot feast

And larvas crawl in just to get a treat!

They crawl all over your smelly ass corpse

Your chest caves in to make matters worse!

They invite their families and homies too

As they form an orgy while chewing on you!

And this is what it is to fuckin die

I hope you had said your last goodbye!

Did you ever think as a hearse goes by

That you may be the next to die!

Your eyes rot out and your teeth decay

And that is the end of a perfect... day