Any Other Room (I Didn't Write This Song in the Bathroom) Lyrics

I know you're thinking about it

I know you want to know the truth

I think you figured it out and

I think you're a super sleuth

It's like you see right through me

You're clearly nobody's fool

See to it that this secret stays with you

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That definitely was not written in one

I think you might be disgusted

I think you might not appreciate this

But I'm just multitasking this song

Writing while I take a moment to reminisce

It's like you see right through me and

You're clearly nobody's fool

I need to give a sample of my cruel sense of humor

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That definitely was not written in one

Number two, on my list of things to do

Is find someone to take a note down

And bury it in the ground

Number one gonna make my nom de plume cuz

My shit list is just a bunch of bathrooms

Ohhh

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom

So please try not to think about the bathroom

While listening to this song

That was definitely not written in one