Dear Ben Bailey (Punk Version) Lyrics

Why hasn't anybody written about it yet?

Or has it happened but no one remembers it?

I mean there's worse ideas that happen all the time

And they don't even have to rhyme at all

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

I tried to look one up but I couldn't find anything

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

Well maybe there is one but I couldn't find it

Dear Ben Bailey are you listening?

Are you out there also wondering?

Maybe you play guitar and we could make it happen soon

So check your calendar and let me know when is opportune

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

I tried to look one up but I couldn't find anything

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

Well maybe there is one but I couldn't find it

Just to be clear

This song is not the song

I've gotta be sure

That no one else has written the song I'm looking for

The song about Cash Cab

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

I tried to look one up but I couldn't find anything

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

Well maybe there is one, but I couldn't find it

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

I tried to look one up but I couldn't find anything

Why are there no songs about Cash Cab?

Well maybe there is one, but I couldn't find it

I couldn't find it

No I couldn't find it