Quit Posting Drama on Your Page Lyrics

Quit posting drama on your page

Or we can't be friends

Quit posting drama on your page

In your pictures, you seemed so normal

That to add you, I couldn't resist

Though I wouldn't quite boast

After things you would post

That you weren't a living cyst

You take great shots

And I don't mean photography

You're volatile as you can be

In every single way

I just cannot with you today

Don't got the time today

Quit posting drama on your page

From time to time, my social media friend

You seem to be a bit reserved

But you're just waiting, wading

Through conversational flows

Like a reptile lurking below

First the water ripples, then out you explode

What sets you off, my social media friend

Is on the surface immature

Your confrontations are mere sensations

Designed only to, resign you to spew

Incredible new lows

Quit posting drama on your page

Or we can't be friends

Quit posting drama on your page

You're a bit of melodramatic

And your murmurings pretty vague

The intended effect

Your frustrations project

Is akin to an oral plague

You vent in all caps

Leaving the rest of us to try

To scroll on down and pass you by

Before you strike again

I just cannot with you today

Don't got the time today

Quit posting drama on your page

Quit posting drama on your page

Or we can't be friends

Quit posting drama on your page

It can come off as quite distressing

When you take every chance you get

To recount the fight you started last night

It was you versus your pet

And though you're quite keen

I'd rather rip out my own spleen

Than ever think that I'd be seen

Out with you, face to face

I just unfollowed you today

Pray that you stay away

Quit posting drama on your page