I Don't Wanna Adult (Judy ver) Lyrics

My good Judy, never snooty

Is a lovely Miss

She can steal from you a kiss

Then send you on your way

'Cause she made your day

Yes, this Judy, is a cutie

You should not dismiss

But if you ever tried to talk to her

You'd find out quick what the problems were

I'm too young

I don't wanna adult

The whole thing is just too difficult

Tried it once and it just wasn't for me

My old folks always gotta keep on asking me

Mija, just what do you plan to be

But I roll my eyes and sigh

I-D-K, I never thought I'd live this long and

I can't handle all that's thrown at me

What's with the responsibilities

Can't you let a poor Millennial be

This whole adulting I'd gladly abort

To smoke inside my blanket fort

No, you're much older

Yeah, you be older

'Cause I don't wanna adult

Judy's father didn't bother

Pulling out the rug

To his wife, he'd smile and shrug

My girl will find a man

Then our lives we'll plan

But her Mama, prone to drama

Thought the girl a pain

She said, That Woman needs to move on out

I'm sick of her same refrain

I'm too young

I don't wanna adult

The whole thing is just too difficult

Tried it once and it just wasn't for me

As kids, we just can't wait to grow up

Now I'm grown and want to throw up

If adulthood were a video game

My profile would fail to load up

Sure this might create some friction

But please cancel my subscription

For adulting comes with too many fees

They say with age comes guidance

But sheesh

I'm like a dog holding its own leash

No, you're much older

Yeah, you be older

'Cause I don't wanna adult

I'm too young

I don't wanna adult

The whole thing is just too difficult

Tried it once and it just wasn't for me

I'm sure you'll think I'm in denial

That my fears are all quite mild

But I run away from life

More than I ever did as a child

When it's time to feed, see

I go grab things that appease me

You can bet that fast-food nuggets are the result

What is it that this life expects a girl to do

I'm too young, I'm only thirty-two

You're much older

Yeah, you be older

'Cause I don't wanna adult