Chariot of Serpents Lyrics

Death is a pervert he likes them young

Wonder if his salary's commission based

I didn't realize I was bleeding till I was face down in the snow

If the good die young that's all good by me

Steve Irwin was forty four when he went to heaven

Tupac was twenty five and Kurt was twenty seven

Jesus was thirty three

I'd be a legend if I died at nineteen

People saying it's a shame but that's the price of going out on top

To the people who want me dead

They'll have to get in line

Cuz I'm not leaving this Earth until a chariot of serpents takes me home

A chariot of serpents

Come to carry me home

If I killed myself would my dad blame himself for not noticing the signs

If I killed myself would my church blame the radio and the music of the times

Guessing how long it'd take for my girlfriend to start dating again

I know never is kind of unreasonable but if I had a vote that'd be mine

The news would spread like Islam

Might get my own telethon

But soon you'll be just a dead body twelve feet in dirt