Thank God It's Friday

My wife gets upset every time that I come home

She opens the door but won’t let me in unless I give her my phone

Inspecting messages asking why she keeps texting 2 am in morning

Shit, I don’t know, but I don’t treat her like my hoe

But just so you know; she’s just a friend; we do text a lot though

As long as it's harmless; I think everybody else flirts too

Stop being jealous; I'm like the fellas just being normal

Don’t worry about shit; i’ll keep conversations informal

I can even keep a diary or journal; i’ll even show it to you

But I remember the last time you warned me that didn’t want me to

Don’t confuse me hun; we can meet halfway stop initiating trivial issues

Here do you need a tissue