Korean Shopping Mall Travesty

Well I was bustling through a shopping mall and disregarding most of what I saw

When I bumped into a dangerous man who asked if I was headed for a fall

I inquired as to grounds for his outrageous inquisition and he said

I am not a simple crazy man I'm just looking for a way to make my bed

I was utterly dumbfounded for this little man had twisted up my brain

"To make your bed," said I Is always easier than running from the rain

"I see you understand me." Squeaked this smallish little misfit from his shoes

"I'm not sure," said I Perhaps we ought to get some other secondary views

So we ventured up the mountain; in the distance I could hear the howling beast

All the while there climbed beside me this strange tramp who just kept pointing to the east