Ham House

Never forget the first time they met

He'd fallen asleep in the middle of class

Supposed to be taking an important test

But instead of a pencil had his head on the desk

At an Ivy League school mind you one of the best

He was training to become an architect

Professor look up and softly he said, "Are you awake, Everett?"

Everett woke up said, "Yes, yes, yes" and went about cleaning the drool off his desk

He'd stayed up all night to study this shit

Now could not remember which building was which