Human rights

Stay at home when your work is calling, don't pick up the phone

Claim to have been somewhere else when your alibi is blown

Have another piece of cake and say your diet is going just great

Say you don't feel pregnant when your period is two weeks late

Human rights, it's a wonderful world we've built

No one can ever judge your lazy approach to guilt

Human rights, your shortcomings aren't your fault

Paragraphs will protect you but I'd take it with a grain of salt

Wear that miniskirt in the street, your obesity is so brave

A gastric bypass surgery will get you right back into shape