G.F.Y

Lookin' kind of sad, do you need a hug

You haven't been the same since you took the drug

Do you want her for the pussy, or just the butt plug

You're probably better off giving yourself a tug

When you told me she was wet like a slip and slide

I laughed so hard that I almost cried

How many times has she been cream-pied

You said only twice, but I bet you lied

Her pussy looks like a fuckin' abyss

I don't know why you're obsessed with piss

I'm sure right now your life is bliss

Until you look at your dick like "What the fuck is this?"