Millenial Shanty ft. Ivy Magaña

If I were a pirate, I'd pillage the hills, but instead I'm a millennial that has to pay bills

If I were a captain, I'd be king of the sea, but instead I have really gross STD

If I were a pirate, sailing the high tide, pillaging the hills with a swagger and pride

but reality hits, I'm a millennial in strife. Counting all my bills, this is my pirate's life

Oh, I dream of treasures under moonlit shills, but in this modern world, it's just paying bills

No parrots on my shoulder, just responsibilities. A millennial's journey through life's absurdities

If I were a captain, ruling the vast sea, commanding the waves where adventure is free

yet here I stand in a world so discreet, with a secret I carry like a heavy fleet

Oh, I dream of freedom like the captains of old, but in this reality, my story unfolds

No conquering the ocean