Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun

Merry Christmas, motherfucker, five weeks off from bitch kids

It's time to pass the spliff, don't got another sign to hit this

Like presents from St. Nick, it's fucking time we rip shit

And begin to kick it, don't blink or sit cause you will miss it

Mistletoe dangles below, pucker up and kiss it

Lines of snow up my nose was on my fucking wish list