My Hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet, Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet, Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet

Already know I'm a Faygo squirter, Put it deep in the pussy that's murder

Texas made, clown raised, cotton candy braids, You don't want beef like a burger

Got big jugs where the juggalos at? All the clowns wanna juggle my rack

All the girls wanna eat on my snack, I'm a prize out the box like a crackerjack

You don't want smoke like Chong, let's get along I'll smack a bitch, King Kong

Paddle that bitch ping pong, I'll call your mom, ring on the door, ding dong

Ding dong, the bitch is dead She owed me bread off with her head

Ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead