Giant Enemy Crab

I can see you staring up at me from your seat, you don't know what you see

As I describe the project that will be the next groundbreaking thing

I'm no public speaker, you can tell, but I think I've been doing rather well

When all of a sudden from beyond the veil, pops the giant enemy crab

Oh, I don't know that anybody proofread this script

They just threw some poor soul out on the stage

And told him to explain to the world the absurdity on the page

You say it's based on history, then remark on all the crazy shit you see

Touch on the mechanics, talk about the change

Don't worry if it all seems a little strange