A Bedtime Story

You're the best at telling stories to help me fall asleep

You do all the silly voices, conversate in make-believe

And I am wide awake I might've drank a bit too much caffeine

Can you tell a bedtime story to help me fall asleep

Okay so two bickering bears are bumbling through the woods

When they stumble upon a tent

And they can tell there are two humans inside because

It has a "two human inside" scent

Now these bears are cold and hungry

As food prices have jumped across the hibernation

But they have a philosophical difference on