Lemmings

The thing about lemmings is everybody thinks that they know something about them

And the thing that they know about them is from a trusted source

The funny thing is everybody's take on the lemmings is an understanding based on mythology

Mythology perpetuated by a rodent of unusually oversized dimensions

You led us to regurgitate that if we overpopulate

We ought to self-eradicate and all should do the same

Example we should emulate, instinctually regulate

And virtually abdicate, if not it'd be a shame

So you want to make me haul my family RV to a godforsaken cliff

Set the whole thing on fire and plunge into the gorge