Game of Life

It's your move Player one, and yes your day will come

So you ain't gotta go Against Humanity to play your Cards

So find your place to start, this game you play it hard

So read the rules and learn to bend 'em, play til the day you part

You'll come across a lot of Snakes as you climb the Ladder

This Operation's high stakes death is a primal matter

And if you've got a splitting Headache from all the Trouble

You need to make a Connect Four ('fore) it all starts to crumble

Take your cards and shuffle, switch up your destiny

I'll never let them sink my Battleship and get the best of me

Now I don't know what Uno (you know), I got a Cluedo (clue though)