Dinner Mints

I met this girl, I tell you, she'll make you fall

Well, you should see her diamond eyes, I bet you she's seen it all

She told me she would meet me at the restaurant by Joe's Drug Store

Here I've waited, never was seated, sucking dinner mints by the bar

I looked for a sign, but there was nothing

I should have seen this coming from her

Cause bullshit's got such a recognizable scent

The only solace to be had is this dinner mint

I read it on the front page as the diner is about to close

Another crime, another bomb, another sinner, and the government blows