Septic Joe

The gas leak made him happy, turned his mind into a circus

Nothing since his wife had died had given him such purpose as

Remembering the taste of chocolate once again

Or pretending his daughter's arrival is imminent

He watches a home movie just to make sure he's still in it

The brunette one forgets her lines and then she has to wing it

The movie ends a different way each time

In this one, the priest plants a bomb in the wine

The world's not "on right" or so somebody says

Even the beach is in backwards and is too far to the left