Blind Man's Bluff

I was sitting on your sofa just the other night

You were standing in the kitchen

You were trying to grab a bite

You were whining about your loved ones like a kitten in the rain

When suddenly the lights went out nobody can explain

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

I start to think I've touched you because I'm feeling something warm

When a brilliant bolt of lightening flashes freshly from the storm

It was a crazy revelation nearly knocked me off my feet

What I was holding was a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the street

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you