Pub Kid

This lad's a pub kid from out of town

Still waiting on the game, with the quid he put down

Are you eighteen son, because you'll know what they'll do

If they catch a pint in your hand, as well as an elux too

This lad's a pub kid from out of town

Still waiting on the game, but his quids gone now

His dad says, come here son let me introduce you to the fellas

We've got big john and mike all partnered up with their Stella's

And i, am petrified

From the fruity machine, and the dire walk to the bar