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Hi, Have you or a loved one been molested by a local neighborhood drag queen?

My name is Sequishia, and I've been court ordered to give you this public service announcement

If you've been molested by a local, local neighborhood drag queen, you may be entitled to some financial compensation if you are in a minority group

These groups include, but are not limited to Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and yes, even Armenians

Due to a new bill passed in the Senate, which is supported by your future 2036 president, any drag queen that molests you without consent is required to pay up to 0.1 bitcoin as restitution, without the possibility of jail time because you know, money talks

And if you are a drag queen, you are also required by law to join the national Drag queen registration list

And if you move into a new neighborhood, you are required by law to let your neighbors know that you are, in fact, a drag queen

If you think you qualify, call 310-800-1738 to speak to one of our drag queen molestation specialists

Once again, that number is 310-800-1738