The Original Box

Three lonely husbands killing time in a bar on the side of a hill

Are arguing fine points of history politics past lovers and who should we kill?

While a stranger walks in with a fresh warrantee

And he orders the house drinks and shots

He says they're refusing to fix my computer for free

I didn't save the original box

That's not how it looked when you bought it

That's not how it came off the shelf

And it's not hard to tell you didn't treat it so well

You were far too concerned with yourself

It's been used and abused I believe you're confused