WHAT A YEAR!

Mr. Musk said he wants the bird, placed an offer so absurd

He said freedom of speech should have no cost but I guess he had his fingers crossed

The blue tick lawyers filed to sue, hashtag they want what they're due

His flamethrowers and electric cars, commercial flights from Earth to Mars

Oh Johnny lost his finger tip, he was eight pills down it was quite the trip

Disney confiscated Jack, while the Warner Bros gave Heard the sack

The circus trial was televised, from mean tweets to sheets left compromised

OBJECTION! HEARSAY! there's no proof! Miss Vasquez's stock went through the roof

Then William went and socked Chris Rock, the room full of stars went dim with shock

He sat back down but began to shout "better keep my wife's name out of your mouth!"