Legends of Halloween

Frank and Wolf and Drac and I were early to hit the scene

Cruising Sunset, Vine, and Fairfax in our monster limousine

There were devils, ghosts, and trolls, and tramps, and thieves and crooks, and queens

And they were all in a hurry home to get dressed for Halloween

Now these wizened gentlemen are this town's three great ghouls

They made it big with mask and wig; I'd hoped they'd teach this fool

So I gladly agreed to drive, for them, their Halloween carpool

I'd learn much more in just one night than all those years in school

Frankie's a giant here; he rolls in all the green

And Drac is not repelled by the silver of the screen