Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

1. (Ep. 215): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) American Ninja 2 - Movie Commentary: September 2023

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got...Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/Simp

Sep 21,2023 01:40:23

2. (Ep. 215): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) American Ninja 2 - Movie Commentary with Audio: 2023

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got...Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/Simp

Sep 21,2023 01:40:23

3. Simply 15 | Ep. 31 - The Cinephile Olympic Games 2

#TheCinephileOlympicGames We know you hate it so we decided to do it again, this time with the Italian stallion. Round 2 of the Cinephile Olympic games The Party at Kitty and Stud's!

Sep 15,2023 15:57

4. (Ep. 214): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2023

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Sep 01,2023 01:39:31

5. (Ep. 213): Killer Joe - Movie Commentary: August 2023

In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told. oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY Killer Joe | 2011A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble with the young man's virginal sister (Juno Temple). Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksW

Aug 20,2023 01:49:49

6. Simply 15 | Ep. 30 - The Cinephile Olympic Games

Matt and DJ compete in the first round of the Cinephile Olympic games and test their cinematic prowess under the watchful eye of Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas.

Aug 16,2023 15:51

7. (Ep. 212): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2023

On the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas, curator and historian of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest hosts just long enough to impersonate Jonathan Nolan, try to "Take The F*%king Elephant", call everyone a bastard, play a brand new game called Elevator Pitch, and dig up the grave of Jack Lemmon. All that and more on this Liam Neeson-centered episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast....YOU BASTARD!

Aug 01,2023 02:09:21

8. Simplistic Interviews: Ep. 016: The Adams Family Talk ”Where the Devil Roams” @ Fantasia 2023

In the edition of Simplistic Sitdown, Matt chats with The Adams Family.Sure, they're creepy and kooky, and all together spooky, but this filmmaking family were great and their newest film, World Premiering at the 2023 Fantasia Film Festival, 'Where the Devil Roams,' is probably their most creepy and unnerving offering to date.Toby, Zelda, Lulu and John prove that a family that slays together; stays together.Check out all our other Fantasia coverage over at Simplistic.Reviews.The 2023 Fantasia Fi

Jul 30,2023 15:58

9. (Ep. 211): Invasion U.S.A. - Movie Commentary: July 2023

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progress. Invasion U.S.A. | 1985is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck

Jul 20,2023 01:55:09

10. (Ep. 211): Invasion U.S.A. - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2023

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progress. Invasion U.S.A. | 1985is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck N

Jul 20,2023 01:55:09

11. Simply 15 | Ep. 29 - Gabbing Guys | Fantasia 2023

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish!Fantasia 2023 is about to begin. Three guys discuss what they are looking forward to!Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#films #ShortPodcast #Podcast #fantasia #filmfest

Jul 15,2023 14:42

12. (Ep. 210): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2023

On the July episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys let off some fireworks toward RFK Jr., Phoebe Waller Bridge, Bruce Campbell, and each other when discussing the roominess of the Batmobile. All that and more on this Independence Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Jul 01,2023 01:31:51

13. (Ep. 209): Birdemic: Shock and Terror - Movie Commentary: June 2023

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man! Birdemic | 2010A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksWatch to this PodcastYouTube #Podcast #MovieCommentar

Jun 20,2023 01:42:47

14. (Ep. 209): Birdemic: Shock and Terror - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2023

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man! Birdemic | 2010A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksWatch to this PodcastYouTube #Podcast #MovieCommentar

Jun 20,2023 01:42:47

15. Simply 15 | Ep. 28 - Netflix | The Death of Streaming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish!The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#Max #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #Netflix

Jun 15,2023 14:43

16. (Ep. 208): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2023

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Jun 01,2023 01:54:29

17. (Ep. 207): The Velocipastor - Movie Commentary: May 2023

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making! Velocipastor | 2018After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime.(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Rev

May 20,2023 01:17:18

18. (Ep. 207): The Velocipastor - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2023

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making! Velocipastor | 2018After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime.(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with movie no audio as well) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Rev

May 20,2023 01:17:18

19. Simply 15 | Ep. 27 - Inside (2023)

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish!Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#Inside #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #WillemDafore

May 16,2023 15:45

20. (Ep. 206): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2023

It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Special Appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh and Mark Hofmeyer.

May 01,2023 01:54:21

21. (Ep. 205): Gotham Knights - Ep.2 | TV Commentary: April 2023

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksAccording to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarming, there's some sort of scientific background to it...so yeah bye everyone, Gotham Knights ep. 2 is it

Apr 20,2023 47:15

22. (Ep. 204): Gotham Knights - Ep.1 | TV Commentary: April 2023

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksSince Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner

Apr 16,2023 51:11

23. (Ep. 203): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2023

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Apr 01,2023 01:46:22

24. (Ep. 202): Getting Lucky - Movie Commentary: March 2023

Getting Lucky | 1990A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksIts March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...

Mar 21,2023 01:35:57

25. (Ep. 202): Getting Lucky - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2023

Getting Lucky | 1990A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksIts March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...

Mar 21,2023 01:35:57

26. Simply 15 | Ep. 26 - Top 3 Streaming Services

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish!With so many streaming services, what are your top 3 favorites! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #HBO #Hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #Appletv

Mar 16,2023 15:40

27. (Ep. 201): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2023

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

Mar 01,2023 01:23:23

28. (Ep. 200): Terrifier 2 - Movie Commentary: February 2023

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksWe made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives. Terrifier 2 | 2022Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts________

Feb 21,2023 02:30:14

29. Simply 15 | Ep. 25 - DC Gunning

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15!Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

Feb 15,2023 15:27

30. (Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentary: October 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.  Child's Play 3 | 1991It's been years since Chucky, the doll with

Feb 14,2023 01:39:00

31. (Ep. 199): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2023

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode.

Feb 01,2023 01:57:18

32. (Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary: January 2023

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowersWant More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd

Jan 20,2023 02:05:28

33. (Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowersWant More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd

Jan 20,2023 02:05:28

34. Simply 15 | Ep.24 -Wednesday

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily

Jan 15,2023 15:59

35. (Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)Double

Jan 01,2023 01:37:51

36. (Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary: January 2023

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)Double

Jan 01,2023 01:37:51

37. The Simplistic Reviews Sketch Year In Review 2022 Special

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES(Cast In Order Of Appearance)0:00:55 - In The Heart Of Darkcast(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi) 0:04:50 - Pratt Fall(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro) 0:08:10 - Simplistic-Spa

Dec 25,2022 01:24:56

38. (Ep. 196): Robotrix - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: December 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!Robotrix | 1991A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Me

Dec 21,2022 01:52:55

39. (Ep. 196): Robotrix - Movie Commentary: December 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!Robotrix | 1991A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Me

Dec 20,2022 01:52:55

40. Simply 15 | Ep.23 - 2022: Year in Review

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksToday is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave)A podcast in 15 minutes!Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

Dec 16,2022 15:09

41. (Ep. 195): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2022

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Dec 01,2022 01:44:37

42. (Ep. 194): I Am Here....NOW - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: November 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. I Am Here....Now| 2009God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. #Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast

Nov 21,2022 01:48:53

43. (Ep. 194): I Am Here....NOW - Movie Commentary: November 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. I Am Here....Now| 2009God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. #Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast

Nov 21,2022 01:48:53

44. Simply 15 | Ep.22 - BYOB (New Rambo, SAS Rogue Heroes & Weird)

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksToday is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIATopics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic StoryA podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one)Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#weird #ShortPodcast #Podcast #rambo #Netflix #SASROGUEHEROES

Nov 15,2022 16:27

45. (Ep. 193): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2022

Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this b

Nov 01,2022 01:50:16

46. Simplistic Interviews: Ep: 015 The Cast and Crew of ’Sinphony’

In this super-sized Simplistic Sit-down, Matt sits down with the wall of talent behind the new horror anthology, 'Sinphony,' which premiered at the 2022 Brooklyn Horror Film Festival and goes wide on VOD/Digital on October 21st, 2022.I'd like to thank Greg Greene, Mark A. Pritchard, Jason Ragosta, Sebastien Bazile, Michael Galvan, Nichole Carlson, Kimberley Elizabeth, Steven Keller, and Haley Bishop for joining me.Site: simplistic.reviewsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com

Oct 21,2022 27:51

47. (Ep. 192): The Munsters (2022) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: October 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviewsWell...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker. The Munsters | 2022Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until

Oct 20,2022 02:03:55

48. (Ep. 192): The Munsters (2022) - Movie Commentary: October 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviewsWell...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker. The Munsters | 2022Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until

Oct 20,2022 02:03:55

49. Simply 15 | Ep.21 - The Munsters (2022)

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksThe Munsters are back...Yeahhh!Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo!The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was... A podcast in 15 minutes!Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#themunsters #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie #Netflix #Halloween

Oct 16,2022 15:47

50. (Ep. 191): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2022

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Sep 30,2022 02:16:13

51. (Ep. 190): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Sept 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wh

Sep 20,2022 01:45:34

52. (Ep. 190): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary: Sept 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wh

Sep 20,2022 01:45:34

53. Simply 15 | Ep.20 - Disney 23

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksD23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked.A podcast in 15 minutes!Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#disney #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars

Sep 16,2022 15:05

54. (Ep. 189): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2022

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

Sep 01,2022 01:35:02

55. (Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: August 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsAmerican Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines. #AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Aug 21,2022 01:39:03

56. (Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary: August 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsAmerican Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines. #AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Aug 21,2022 01:39:01

57. Simply 15 | Ep.19 - Prey

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksDJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free. A podcast in 15 minutes!Prey | 2022A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe

Aug 15,2022 15:01

58. (Ep. 187): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2022

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Aug 01,2022 01:40:43

59. (Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs. YouTube Version: https://www.youtu

Jul 20,2022 01:41:03

60. (Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary: July 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs. YouTube Version: https://www.youtu

Jul 20,2022 01:41:03

61. Simply 15 | Ep.18 - The Boys: Season 3

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksDJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander. A podcast in 15 minutes!The Boys: Season 3It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the S

Jul 15,2022 15:00

62. (Ep. 185): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2022

WARNINGOn this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in w

Jul 01,2022 02:01:06

63. (Ep. 184): Sworn to Justice - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Sworn to Justice | 1996After attackers kill her sister and nep

Jun 21,2022 01:50:00

64. (Ep. 184): Sworn to Justice - Movie Commentary: June 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Sworn to Justice | 1996After attackers kill her sister and neph

Jun 21,2022 01:50:00

65. Simply 15 | Ep.17 - Top Gun: Maverick

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksDJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick. A podcast in 15 minutes! Top Gun: Maverick | 2022After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a

Jun 16,2022 15:48

66. (Ep. 183): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2022

Summer is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is coming in red hot. We talk Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We talk Batman. We talk time machines. We talk Batman time machine movies. And then we get really zany. Enjoy us taking shots at Toy Story and Jurassic Park and Halo the TV series. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Jun 01,2022 01:54:24

67. (Ep. 182): Terror in Beverly Hills - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2022

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #PodcastWant More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign. Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsTer

May 20,2022 01:38:25

68. (Ep. 182): Terror in Beverly Hills - Movie Commentary: May 2022

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #PodcastWant More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign. Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsTer

May 20,2022 01:38:25

69. Simply 15 | Ep.16 - Fresh & X (Double Feature)

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksDJ and Matt killed off that other loser, to bring you...A podcast in 15 minutes!Fresh | 2022The horrors of modern dating are seen through the eyes of a young woman who is battling to survive her new boyfriend's unusual appetites. X | 2022A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds th

May 15,2022 15:48

70. (Ep. 181): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2022

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we get into Ted Lasso...mainly in how the actor who plays him served his wife custody papers on her big day seemingly out of spite. We get into The Flash...mainly in how WB should recast Ezra Miller before he hits another woman with a chair. Hall & Oats, Farting Gary Oldman, cancelled Ansel Elgort, Doctor Strange, best movie drugs and much much more! Enjoy the last episode before the Summer hits. Special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh

May 01,2022 01:48:08

71. (Ep. 180): Princess Cut - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2022

Welcome to Christian movie month! We figured we do something a bit different and sit down with Jesus to watch a romantic christian movie about a girl who can't kiss a boy until she is married. This podcast was struck with a few copyright notices, so unfortunately we had to change out the movie part to just only be us...so whatever we still went and did it. Oh I almost forget, go to hell with your copyright bullshit. Video Version: https://youtu.be/W0ajQVEEmT0 Princess Cut | 2015Carolina farm gi

Apr 21,2022 01:41:35

72. Simply 15 | Ep.15 - Moon Knight

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes!Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksSteven Grant and mercenary Marc Spector investigate the mysteries of the Egyptian gods from inside the same body. Moon Knight is here and its entertaining, give it a watch for some fun popcorn enjoyment. Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/wFffMpoPghg #Moonknight #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Disney #Marvel

Apr 16,2022 15:02

73. (Ep. 179): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2022

April showers are here...so the Simplistic Reviews podcast is ready to rain all over the Oscars, Will Smith, the Halo television series, 30 Rock, Power Of The Dog, OJ Simpson and more. Hope you brought your umbrella.

Apr 01,2022 01:44:23

74. (Ep. 178): Death Promise - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with movie no audio as well) Video Version: https://youtu.be/6ldFgFSCl7E To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise!Death Promise | 1977When a man is murdered by a gang of ruthless landlords in order to demolish his slum house and move in on his land, his martial artist son sets out to hunt down the landlor

Mar 21,2022 01:41:26

75. (Ep. 178): Death Promise - Movie Commentary: March 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZV2ttP75F9k To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise!Death Promise | 1977When a man is murdered by a gang of ruthless landlords in order to demolish his slum house and move in on his land, his martial artist son sets out to hunt down the landlords

Mar 21,2022 01:41:26

76. Simply 15 | Ep.14 - The Batman

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes!It's finally here, during this time of lackluster films only coming out in theaters, we finally get a film to care about. Today on Simply 15 the gang talks about, The Batman.---Don't have 15 mins? They like it, best Batman film ever! Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/3rSNLEt03Js #TheBatman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robertpattinson #DC

Mar 15,2022 15:00

77. (Ep. 177): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2022

There's only one podcast that is best listened to while intoxicated. That is the Simplistic Reviews podcast. And since it's March...the month of drunk and disorderly behavior, this episode is double stuffed with irreverent content, cheap laughs, silly sketches, and ridiculous games from beginning to end. You won't just wanna kiss a blarney stone after listening...you'll want to kiss any man or woman in your general vicinity as a result of the sheer joy this episode brings.

Mar 01,2022 02:10:38

78. (Ep. 176): Future Force - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2022

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s For more visit: http://Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Audio Versions: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews Hey kids! Wanna hang around today. We promise not to choke on this one. We have a tight movie to show you. Today we're heading to the future with Future Force. A bizarre move that will make you laugh so hard you might not be able to breath. Let's tighten

Feb 20,2022 01:29:21

79. (Ep. 176): Future Force - Movie Commentary: February 2022

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s For more visit: http://Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Audio Versions: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews Hey kids! Wanna hang around today. We promise not to choke on this one. We have a tight movie to show you. Today we're heading to the future with Future Force. A bizarre move that will make you laugh so hard you might not be able to breath. Let's tighten

Feb 20,2022 01:29:21

80. Simply 15 | Ep.13 - 2022 Movies: Looking Forward To Watching

Movies we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes! Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/HKCh6PQfuFA #TheBatman #TheNorthman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #CocaineBear #Argyle

Feb 16,2022 15:00

81. Simply 15 | Ep.12 - 2022 TV Shows: Looking Forward To Watching

TV Shows we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes! Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/gCqehsAcRNw #TheBoys #MoonKnight #Justified #Podcast #Invincible #SheHulk

Feb 16,2022 15:00

82. (Ep. 175): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2022

We took some time for some important...ahem...engagements...but the Simplistic Reviews podcast IS BACK! The boys get into everything from M&M sexuality, Liam Neeson catchphrases, overused cameos, F-words added to movies, and movie one-liners. So for this February episode, spread the love, hold someone close, and enjoy this first 2022 edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Feb 01,2022 01:52:41

83. (Ep. 174): Ski School - Movie Commentary: January 2022

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/ Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS! What better way to start the new year with a movie that literally has all of that. So today we start with a classic, Ski School, a movie that also somehow has a sequel... so yes we'll be putting that on the Wheel of Doom for September. Oh next month's movie is Future Force so han

Jan 20,2022 01:34:45

84. (Ep. 174): Ski School - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2022

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/ Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS! What better way to start the new year with a movie that literally has all of that. So today we start with a classic, Ski School, a movie that also somehow has a sequel... so yes we'll be putting that on the Wheel of Doom for September. Oh next month's movie is Future Force so han

Jan 20,2022 01:34:45

85. Simply 15 | Ep.11 - Succession

Still don't have 15 minutes for a 15 min podcast...I'm starting to not believe you. Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/0K1iY59GMAA Succession | 2018Although he has no plans to step aside as the head of Waystar Royco, the international media conglomerate controlled by his family, aging patriarch Logan Roy is contemplating what the future holds. He has lingered in the limelight longer than even he thought he would, and now family members want to run the company as they see fit. Despite a be

Jan 16,2022 15:00

86. The Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2021 Special

Our second annual Year In Review special brings you all the sketches we have done in 2021 for the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Julie is your guide as we reminisce about spoofing everything from Network, to Top Gun, to GI Joe, to The Fugitive and back again. Matthew Stewart as Bugs Bunny, Judge Redd, Scared Godzilla Tech, INTERPOL Agent Mitchell, GI PSA Kid 1, Goose, Police Officer, MacReady, Deadly Rabbi, CosmoDJ Valentine as Mickey Mouse, Whispering Disney Assistant, Court Bailiff Mr. Wexler, Lo

Dec 25,2021 01:33:50

87. (Ep. 173): Santa‘s Slay - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: December 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/xdW4WQgN9dY It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few good wrestling and holiday theme killings to ring in the new year. Santa's Slay | 2005After a millennium

Dec 21,2021 01:24:20

88. (Ep. 173): Santa‘s Slay - Movie Commentary: December 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few good wrestling and holiday theme killings to ring in the new year. Santa's Slay | 2005After a millennium

Dec 21,2021 01:24:20

89. Simply 15 | Ep.10 - Ghostbusters II

This is Simply 15...a 15 min podcast...revolutionary is it not?Egon: My parents didn't believe in toys.Ray: You mean you never even had a Slinky?Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. Ghostbusters | 1989After saving New York City from a ghost attack, the Ghostbusters -- a team of spirit exterminators -- is disbanded for demolishing parts of the city during the battle. But when Ghostbuster Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) learns that spirits have taken an interest in his son, the men la

Dec 16,2021 15:00

90. (Ep. 172): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2021

The Snowman cometh! December cometh! The Holidays cometh!! And so does the Christmas Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This episode starts with perhaps our favorite sketch of the year with guest stars we've had on throughout the year. We also enter the rectory and ask advice in a brand new Simplistic Confessional With Father Justin Polizzi. We delve DEEP into TV on TV Roundup and finish off with a little Simplistic Switcheroo. The episode is a fine wine of whimsical nonsense. Do I detec

Dec 01,2021 01:40:57

91. (Ep. 171): Double Down - Movie Commentary: November 2021

The start of something beautiful, everyone meet Neil Breen's Double Down. It's not just a movie but a movie that will put you on a watch list. Double Down | 2005A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death. Video Version: https://youtu.be/itrOquAyYGY #Goodbad #DoubleDown #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary________________________________________________________________Site: http:

Nov 20,2021 01:43:37

92. Simply 15 | Ep.9 - Double Down

Boy oh boy, Simply15 has one for the ages. Guys and girls I think this is the start of a wonderful new series. Everyone meet... Double Down | 2005A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.

Nov 16,2021 15:00

93. (Ep. 170): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2021

November is here and so is the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month, we take a piss out of Fury Road, What If, Mark Wahlberg, Ruby Rose, Halloween Kills, and Sam Elliot. Why? Why not. I mean, have you met us?

Nov 01,2021 01:47:29

94. (Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentar with Movie Audio: October 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie. Child's Play 3 | 1991It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic

Oct 20,2021 01:39:00

95. Simply 15 | Ep.8 - Halloween III: Season Of The Witch

October the month when trees become orange, weather gets cooler and the movies get bloody! Today a quick 15 on the classic Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. A overlooked classic by film snobs, beloved by horror fans. What do you think of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch?1982Hospital emergency room Dr. Daniel "Dan" Challis (Tom Atkins) and Ellie Grimbridge (Stacey Nelkin), the daughter of a murder victim, uncover a terrible plot by small-town mask maker Conal Cochran (Dan O'Herlihy), a madman

Oct 16,2021 15:00

96. (Ep. 168): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2021

On our October edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys learn new subjects, new words, new news about a great many things. From R.Kelly's sentence...to Al Pacino's hair...to Chris Pratt's nationality...and so much more. So spill all your Halloween candy on the table and sort through it with us on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Oct 01,2021 02:08:33

97. (Ep. 167): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Sept 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September. We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint? Maybe just with our families. #Movie #Commentary #Wh

Sep 20,2021 01:45:22

98. (Ep. 167): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary: Sept 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September. We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint? Maybe just with our families. #Movie #Commentary #Wh

Sep 20,2021 01:45:22

99. Simply 15 | Ep.7 - Die Hard with a Vengeance

It's Sequel September here on Simplistic Reviews and today we talk about our favorite sequel, Die Hard with a Vengeance. Vengeance on its own is an action packed film and unfortunate also the last time Bruce Willis give a shit. #BruceWillis #DieHard #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review________________________________________________Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviewsiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/s

Sep 15,2021 15:00

100. (Ep. 166): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2021

Sequel September is upon us! And so is another episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We start off with only our second Die Hard Sketch ever. We then bring bag the return of an old segment called Simplistic Showcase. We hear another entry of Julie's Diary. We then play a trailer to a new Saw film most people don't know about. Then finish things off with another edition of Say Anything. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Sep 01,2021 01:56:52

101. Fantasia 2021: Simplistic Interviews Ep. 014: Stef Lernous, Writer/Director of 'Hotel Poseidon'

As we close out our coverage of Fantasia 2021, Matt sits down with the writer/director of the surreal, and at times insane (in all the best ways) film, "Hotel Poseidon." Matt and Stef chat about inspirations and how his film crawls under your skin and stays there with you from start to film. Our Coverage of Fantasia Fest 2021 https://www.simplisticreviews.net/category/festival-coverage/fantasia-fest-2021/ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.co

Aug 26,2021 32:08

102. Fantasia 2021: Simplistic Interviews Ep. 013: Rob Jabbaz, Writer/Director of The Sadness

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Fantasia 2021 Edition, Matt sits down with Rob Jabbaz, the director of the new Taiwanese film, "The Sadness," which made it's North American premier at the 2021 Fantasia Film Festival.The film is a blood-splattered feature in a parallel Taiwan where an unknown virus has taken hold of society where there is no quarter from violence and destruction.Rob and Matt chat about what it was like to shoot in Taiwan during the Covid-19 pandemic, how one fateful night during a s

Aug 22,2021 01:09:54

103. (Ep. 165): Hard Hunted - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: August 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB) A long lost podcast from 2018 has been found. Today is a treat of a commentary, first it is a real retro of a cast from a

Aug 21,2021 01:42:14

104. (Ep. 165): Hard Hunted - Movie Commentary: August 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB) A long lost podcast from 2018 has been found. Today is a treat of a commentary, first it is a real retro of a cast from a

Aug 21,2021 01:42:14

105. Simply 15 | Ep.6 - The Suicide Squad

This is your spoiler notice for this podcast. Another 15 min podcast is here, one we didn't think would ever happen after 2016 flop of a film: Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad (2021) is a soft reboot that happens to be a semi-sequel and you know what we enjoyed this one...and yet it flopped at the box office...get ready for the REBOOT! Note to self never do another WB movie on this damn site again. You will never understand the copyright strikes WB hands for reviewing their stupid films. Go suck

Aug 16,2021 15:00

106. (Ep. 164): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2021

August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press play, and enjoy the hi and low jinks.

Aug 01,2021 01:37:05

107. (Ep. 163): Hollywood Cop – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2021

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect. Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million. Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviewsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygrammingiTunes

Jul 20,2021 01:48:09

108. (Ep. 163): Hollywood Cop – Movie Commentary: July 2021

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect. Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million. Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviewsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygrammingiTunes

Jul 20,2021 01:48:09

109. Simply 15 | Ep.5 - Lethal Weapon (film series)

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon.Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner.Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies. Lethal Weapon (1987) Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)Lethal Weapon is an American buddy cop action-comedy media franchise created by Shane Black. It fo

Jul 16,2021 15:00

110. (Ep. 162): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2021

It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games...Simplistic Fisticuffs. All that and more on this bottle rocket of an episode of the Simplistic Rev

Jul 01,2021 01:51:01

111. (Ep. 161): The Pit – Movie Commentary: June 2021

The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m  A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB) Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our problems into this hole in the ground. Problems, a hole... no this isn't about Shia LaBeouf. Site: http

Jun 20,2021 01:42:19

112. Simply 15 | Ep.4 - Tango & Cash

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either. Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash.1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret (Jack Palance). In an attempt to stymie their efforts, Perret sets up Tango and Cash, making it look as if

Jun 15,2021 15:00

113. (Ep. 160): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2021

Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.AND...If you want to sing along to the opening song, here are DJ's alternative lyrics to the G.I. Joe theme: DJ's

Jun 01,2021 01:59:20

114. (Ep. 159): Marked For Death – Movie Commentary: May 2021

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m  A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB) For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us. Hard To Kill - https://youtu.be/oeVNLP2MRJgFire Down Below - https://youtu.be/SkdPZRedbpg Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netSpotify:

May 21,2021 01:36:35

115. Simply 15 | Ep.3 - Invincible

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible.Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems. #Comics #Amazon #Invincible #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review________________________________________________Site: http://SimplisticReviews.

May 15,2021 15:00

116. (Ep. 158): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2021

On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

May 01,2021 01:39:23

117. (Ep. 157): China O'Brien – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB) China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting

Apr 20,2021 01:38:48

118. (Ep. 157): China O'Brien – Movie Commentary: April 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB) China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the actin

Apr 20,2021 01:38:48

119. Simply 15 | Ep.2 - Godzilla vs Kong

Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it!In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong. Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! #Godzilla #KingKong #GodzillavsKong #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review________________________________________________Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviewsiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/

Apr 15,2021 15:00

120. (Ep. 156): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2021

On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Apr 01,2021 01:25:49

121. (Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should hav

Mar 21,2021 01:42:47

122. (Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary: March 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should hav

Mar 21,2021 01:42:47

123. Simply 15 | Ep.1 - WandaVision

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it!In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision.Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

Mar 16,2021 15:03

124. (Ep. 154): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2021

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on

Mar 01,2021 01:39:11

125. (Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2021

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23mWhen the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge. Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis! A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February

Feb 16,2021 01:33:02

126. (Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary: February 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23mWhen the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge. Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis! A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect

Feb 16,2021 01:33:02

127. (Ep. 152): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2021

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.All that and more on this not so romantic

Feb 01,2021 01:58:49

128. (Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2021

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) You ready to be racist brother!Ready when you are Spence!Ok Bru lets do this!Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)

Jan 14,2021 01:36:16

129. (Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary: January 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) You ready to be racist brother!Ready when you are Spence!Ok Bru lets do this!Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)

Jan 14,2021 01:36:16

130. (Ep. 150): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2021

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you: 1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.2. Sim

Jan 01,2021 01:46:53

131. The Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2020 Special

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last silly sh

Dec 25,2020 01:09:24

132. (Ep. 149): Gingerdead Man – Movie Commentary: December 2020

We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread! An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gary Busey...yep that Busey.Happy Holidays everyone!

Dec 16,2020 01:25:14

133. (Ep. 148): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2020

Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear!After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi."Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's work of Aaron Sorkin, and so much more in this festive edition of the highest rated podcast of recently

Dec 01,2020 01:50:00

134. (Ep. 147): Order of the Black Eagle – Movie Commentary: November 2020

A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon.We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series).Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the star, the le

Nov 15,2020 01:36:33

135. (Ep. 146): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2020

Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles to the death in another round of Simplistic Fisticuffs. So do your constitutional duty and listen to t

Nov 01,2020 01:26:51

136. 12HR Spooktacular - 2020

Happy Halloween! Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films.Could it get anymore scary? Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare. Our lineup from the Oct. 17th. Schedule (EST)12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981)1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013)3:06pm - Break #13:11pm - Hellbound (1994)4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984)6:10pm - Intermission - Break #26:17pm - Soulta

Oct 30,2020 12:02:07

137. (Ep. 145): Death Spa – Movie Commentary: October 2020

Death SpaR 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28mCustomers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines.Spooky!Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random murders. Each one ba

Oct 15,2020 01:33:51

138. Simplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)

Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!

Oct 05,2020 59:31

139. Simplistic Interviews Ep. 012: Debbie Rochon

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary. Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean. For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE

Oct 04,2020 01:00:21

140. (Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020

On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktac

Oct 01,2020 01:11:13

141. Simplistic Interviews Ep. 011: John Brennan

We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents. From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all. John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE. Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a little political,

Sep 19,2020 01:24:24

142. (Ep. 143): Sleepaway Camp – Movie Commentary: September 2020

Happy Halloween!It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with...Sleepaway CampR 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28mAngela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their come

Sep 16,2020 01:34:08

143. (Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020

On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Re

Sep 01,2020 01:59:30

144. Simplistic Takes: Ep. 4 | Fantasia Fest 2020

Matt and Justin sit down to discuss some of the films they have seen at this years Fantasia Film Festival.#Fantasia #Movies #FilmFestival #Podcast------------------------------------------------------Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netShop: http://simplistic.reviews/shopiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming-----------------------------

Aug 29,2020 01:50:23

145. '''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 010: Bao Tran, Director of 'The Paper Tigers'

As we end the first weekend of Fantasia Film Festival 2020, Matt chats with the director of the kung-fu comedy, "The Paper Tigers,'" Bao Tran.The Washington native, who's parents are from Vietnam, talks about the Hollywood and Vietnamese film making process, and the eight year journey of bringing "The Paper Tigers' to life.Bao and Matt also discuss 80s and 90s nostalgia, the influence of Bruce Lee, and rap cyphers and dojo busting!"The Paper Tigers" will premier at Fantasia Fest 2020 on August 3

Aug 23,2020 50:58

146. '''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 009: Ryan Spindell, Director of 'The Mortuary Collection'

The 2020 Fantasia Film Festival is underway, and we have another great interview for you.This time we are joined by Ryan Spindell, the director of the horror anthology, 'The Mortuary Collection.'Matt and Ryan chat about their collective love of 'Creepshow,' how it took eight years to finally get his first feature film completed, the world building of Raven's End, and how cool Clancy Brown actually is.Click HERE for our review of 'The Mortuary Collection'You can holler at Ryan over on his social

Aug 22,2020 49:44

147. ''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 008: Ryan Kruger, Director of 'Fried Barry'

For our coverage of the 2020 Fantasia Fest Festival, we are kicking things off interview-style with Ryan Kruger, the director of the gonzo alien road trip flick, 'Fried Barry.'Ryan and Matt chat about the making of 'Fried Barry,' how he kept his star, Gary Green, on his toes throughout production, how 80s films of his youth shaped the making of the film, and what it took to make his feature film debut a reality.Check out the trailer for 'Fried Barry' HEREAnd make sure to head over to Fantasia Fi

Aug 17,2020 47:03

148. Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 2 - Movie Commentary

After two episodes the wheel has finally broken us. I believe we need to rethink things and destroy this curse from hell. Unless you girls and guys like us getting severely mentally punished…wait do you? Do you like us getting punished? How about physically punished? Hummm, maybe this is a good time to speak to you about our OnlyFans page. If that doesn't sound good, listen to this; every Monday we take a rusty linked chain and recor- Well, I don't want to spoil it. So check it out for yourself!

Aug 15,2020 01:37:28

149. (Ep. 141): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2020

Time once again to go into your room, leap under the covers, pop in your headphones and listen in secret to the most outrageous entertainment industry film podcast this side of the Rio Grande. Speaking of which, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys let loose on American icon, John Wayne. Matt and Justin take turns trying to read each other's minds in another edition of Simplistic Submarine. DJ introduces a new game centered around the demise of movie villains in Simplistic

Aug 01,2020 01:35:52

150. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 010 – Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing

In the Season One finale of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we come full circle and back to Nashville where Matt chats with Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing.Coming up on their One Year Anniversary Matt and Ryan chat about how plans changes, almost on a minute to minute basis, in 2020, and the state of beer, locally.Living Waters is also a part of the 'Black is Beautiful' beer project, which now has over 1,000 breweries involved.Honestly, it has been an honor to be able to work with some many great pe

Jul 19,2020 29:55

151. Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 1 - Movie Commentary

There is a wheel that has been hidden for centuries.Hidden from the world for the power it welds.Its destruction is unlike anything you could imagine.And now its back.As a way to pick a movie, for a terrible podcast. Behold the Wheel Of Doom!

Jul 15,2020 01:44:56

152. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 009 – JT Stellmach from Holy City Brewing

On this episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we scoot over to South Carolina to chat with JT Stellmach of Holy City Brewing in North Charleston, South Carolina.Matt shares a couple of Holy City's best while the duo discuss the business, the brewery and collaborations.Oh, and who are the TOP FIVE, DEAD or ALIVE, in Hip Hop.Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills,

Jul 12,2020 50:34

153. Simplistic Interviews Ep. 007 Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson from 'The Beach House'

On this episode of 'Simplistic Interviews' Matt chats with Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson, the director and one of the producers, respectively, from the new horror gem you can find on SHUDDER; 'The Beach House.'Everything from uncooperative fog, body horror, oysters, and beyond is covered.Make sure you check out OUR REVIEW of 'The Beach House' as well.

Jul 09,2020 54:10

154. (Ep. 140): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2020

Happy 4th Of July. The boys at Simplistic Reviews, along with Greg Cafaro from Miscast Entertainment, are ready to light all the fireworks your parents told you were dangerous. First things first, we celebrate Matt's copper anniversary, then we peek in on the life of Chris Hansen, bring back a classic segment called Simply The Best, do a little channel surfing with some TV Roundup, share another entry into Julie's Diary, and then flip the script with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All

Jul 01,2020 01:33:41

155. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 008 – Nate Grabowski from Monday Night Brewing Co.

On this episode we head down to Georgia, figuratively, and I chat with Nate Grabowski, the Tennessee Market Manager from Monday Night Brewing Co. in AtlantaNate and I go back about three years so we wax on our old gigs, where we are now, how it's going, and where we think we're heading. Oh, and we got to hang out in person in the studio sharing a few beers while staying socially distant of course!Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY

Jun 28,2020 01:09:26

156. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 007 – Joaquin and Josh Peña from Islla Street Brewing Co.

On this episode of ‘Beyond the Pale Ale’ I’m joined by the dynamic duo of Joaquin and Josh Peña from Islla Street Brewing Co. in San Antonio, Texas.In this Jumbo-Deluxe episode, we dive into the the diversity of the Texas beer scene, how a culinary director and oil field chemist created a brewery that bridges cultures together, and how Covid-19 has changed the landscape of business as we know it.Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY C

Jun 21,2020 01:48:48

157. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 006 - Adam Crumley from New Belgium Brewing Co.

On this episode of "Beyond the Pale Ale" I'm joined by one of my best friends in the beer business, Adam Crumley, the New Belgium Tennessee Voodoo Ranger himself!This is also the first LIVE interview I conduct, but don't worry we were doing respectful of social distancing rules and regulations.Adam chats about the state of affairs on New Belgium while we enjoy some new products from their Voodoo Ranger line and pop a cork on a special beer while looking forward to the future of business. Rememb

Jun 14,2020 37:33

158. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 005 – Marcus Baskerville from Weathered Souls Brewing Co.

On this week's episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' I'm fortunate enough to be joined by Co-Founder and Head Brewer, Marcus Baskerville, from Weathered Souls Brewing Co. in San Antonio, TX.We chat about their business model during the Covid-19 Pandemic, his journey from Sacramento to San Antonio, diversity in the beer industry, and of course about their 'Black is Beautiful' beer project.With over 200 breweries across 35 states already involved in 'Black is Beautiful,' be on the lookout for this beer

Jun 07,2020 27:49

159. (Ep. 139): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2020

The return of a very special guest, the return of one of our favorite games, a brand new segment, two new sketches, and an in-depth look at Joey Pants' pants. This episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast couldn't be any more filled to the brim with crazy if were a Gary Busey biography. We are graced with the presence of Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl. We also test her film recognition with a little game of Simplistic Titles. Julie gets her own new segment aptly named Ju

Jun 01,2020 01:50:50

160. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 004 – Dylan Crain from Crosstown Brewing Co.

Things are starting to heat up with this episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale.'Matt gets a chance to catch up with Dylan Crain from Memphis' Finest, Crosstown Brewing Co.Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at [email protected] or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mai

May 31,2020 27:47

161. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 003 – Stephanie Davis from Wicked Weed Brewing

In this episode of "Beyond the Pale Ale" Matt chats with Stephanie Davis from Wicked Weed Brewing in Asheville, North Carolina.Stephanie takes care of the entire state of Tennessee offering the latest and greatest from one of Asheville's most popular breweries.Steph and Matt also go over new releases and the Beers That Build program.Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing s

May 24,2020 23:52

162. (Ep. 138): Beyond Skyline – Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition – May 2020

Beyond SklineR ‧ 2017 ‧ Sci-fi/Action ‧ 1h 45mDetective Mark Corley storms his way onto an alien spaceship to rescue his estranged son. When the ship crashes in Southeast Asia, he forges an alliance with a band of survivors to take back the planet once and for all.The quarantine Netflix Party Edition continues with the classic 2017 sci-fi film, Beyond Skyline.Oh it's not a classic?I just assumed a movie about a father and aliens or a baby or something...wait I forget...what the hell did we just

May 23,2020 01:50:02

163. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 002 - Adam Kamerer from Blackstone Brewing Co.

On this episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, I chat with Adam Kamerer from Blackstone Brewing Co. in Nashville, Tennessee. Being Nashville’s oldest brewery, Blackstone has been the ebbs and flows of a city that has grown at an exponential rate, and only to see what damage the recent pandemic has caused Nashville. Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof,

May 17,2020 36:59

164. Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 001 - Isaiah Kallman from Black Abbey Brewing Co.

In the inaugural episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, Matt sits down with Isaiah Kallman, from Black Abbey Brewing Co in Nashville, TN. Discussion ranges from the difference between Michi-ganders and Miami-ans, and how Isaiah might actually be connected to royalty and own an actual castle! Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at matt@simpli

May 10,2020 46:00

165. (Ep. 137): Shark Night 3D - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining! Listeners picked it, so we watched it... Shark Night 3D... Yippy. Shark Night PG-13 ‧ 2011 ‧ Horror/ThrillerNewly arrived at her family's lake-island cabin, college student Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends prepare for a weekend of fun in the sun. But soon after they dive into the lake, football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles out of the water with a grievous wound. Thinking Malik is the victim of a freak accident,

May 05,2020 01:36:12

166. (Ep. 136): Bloodsport - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Still have that face mask by your side? Great! Wash those hands again because they're about to get bloody in this week's Netflix Party.Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining!This time around we watched... Bloodsport1988 ‧ Action/Martial ArtsU.S. soldier Frank Dux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) has come to Hong Kong to be accepted into the Kumite, a highly secret and extremely violent martial-arts competition. While trying to gain access into the underground world of cla

Apr 28,2020 01:37:16

167. (Ep. 135): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2020

With a world starved for content, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to show you how low the bar has fallen. With the help of Jay Cluitt from Life Vs Film, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl, Nicholas Rehak, Steven C. Phillips from Altered Geek, and Todd Liebenow from Forgotten Films, Simplistic Reviews presents their two-part exposé on Sesame Street. The fellas also discuss which movies are to die for if ever the theaters open back up. And we top it all off with a game i

Apr 27,2020 01:27:19

168. (Ep. 134): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Cowabunga! Remember when Mom would say, "Stop playing with those damn turtle action figures, get out of the house and go play outside!?" Boy times have changed... Since we cannot play outside we decided to get together with our fellow podcasters and listeners, our friends, and watch 1990s classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles online with the Netflix Party Extension. So grab that facemask, wash those hands and join us during the quarantine.Big thanks to Freddy and Greg from MISCAST for joining! T

Apr 23,2020 01:42:27

169. (Ep. 133): Our Man Flint - Movie Commentary - April 2020

While everyone is sitting home doing nothing, we decided to watch a movie that went nowhere except to maximum complete and utter nonsense...enjoy! :)Our Man Flint  1966 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 1h 48mWhen a global criminal organization flexes its power over weather and tectonic activity, secret agent Derek Flint (James Coburn) is summoned from retirement to get to the bottom of the matter. While he mulls over whether to take the assignment, he narrowly escapes an assassination attempt, but his spy agen

Apr 04,2020 01:53:09

170. Ep. 132 The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2020

Stuck at home hiding from the Corona Virus? Watch some TV. Can't afford cable because you lost your job? Read a book. Suffering from illiteracy? Play with your kids. Hate your family? Well, there is always the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys try to socially distance themselves from Harvey Weinstein, Kid Rock, Judith Light, Buzz Lightyear and even the wonderful world of Disney. They also debut a new segment in which they point out some Hollywood tropes they're sick of. All that an

Mar 21,2020 01:26:42

171. (Ep. 131): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2020

As the month of love and black history comes to a close, the Simplistic Reviews podcast does their best to hate on the concept of love and misremember pretty much all of black history. The boys tackle everything from Batman, to Bond songs, to Rick Moranis. They also introduce a new “Where Are They Now?” styled segment we’re calling What Happened. All that, a brief phone call to Michael Fassbender, a cameo from Walter Vinci from the First Time Watchers Podcast, a Terry Funk For President ad campa

Feb 25,2020 01:35:42

172. (Ep. 130): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2020

Theft, Trespassing, Kidnapping, Murder, Intrigue, Joel Kinnaman...that's right...Joel Kinnaman. The first Simplistic Reviews Podcast of the new year brings you all that and more, including Simon Appleton from The Movie Moustache. We discuss everything from Bond to Batman to Batman's odd confession in Batman Forever to Harvey Dent. Tune in and listen to all our crimes against the entertainment community.

Jan 25,2020 01:28:42

173. (Ep. 129): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2019

While we are in the midst of 8 crazy nights and the Christmas season, why not get yourself put on the naughty list by checking out the holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys end the year off right by checking what tantalizing entertainment news story is stuffed in their stockings, they recap the year, and then finally decide which movies are actual Christmas movies and which aren’t movies at all in another installment of Simplistic Titles. All that and more on this gift wrap

Dec 23,2019 01:41:22

174. (Ep. 128): Christmas Evil - Movie Commentary: December 2019

From everyone at Simplistic Review, Merry Christmas you filthy animal! Movie Commentary: Christmas Evil - 1980Comical festive frights. A toy-maker who revels in the Christmas spirit suffers a mental break when his work is met with hypocrisy and cynicism and goes on a yuletide killing spree.

Dec 21,2019 01:37:49

175. (Ep. 127): Mr. No Legs & ThanksKilling - Thanksgiving Double Feature - Movie Commentary: November 2019

Stuffed from all that turkey? Any room for dessert?Bet you feel like crap right now. Want to feel worse? If so we have two terrible movies for you, a leg or thigh double feature!Watch what you can stomach or skip this one, because to be honest both are not horrible films...sorry. Mr. No Legs:1h 30min |1978| Action - A physically challenged mob enforcer uses his martial-arts skills and a specially equipped wheelchair to keep the police and his enemies at bay. ThanksKilling: 1h 10min | 2008 | Come

Nov 29,2019 02:46:48

176. (Ep. 126): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2019

On this Halloween Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, DJ finally gives his thoughts on the recent MCU criticism...Matthew creates a new catchphrase that is as bewildering as it is hilarious...and Justin cries...yup...he's not that dead inside after all. All that and more on a scarily good episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Oct 29,2019 01:34:12

177. (Ep. 125): Jungle Assault - Movie Commentary: September 2019

When general Mitchell's daughter joins South American rebels, he asks two of his ex-soldiers, Becker and Kelly, to get her back. They soon discovers that the rebels are in league with Russians. Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault! Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film tha

Oct 01,2019 01:35:33

178. (Ep. 124): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2019

On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...n

Aug 17,2019 01:30:59

179. (Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): August 2019

Stone Cold1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35mA street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder. MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lo

Aug 12,2019 01:38:15

180. (Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): August 2019

Stone Cold1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35mA street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder. MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lo

Aug 12,2019 01:38:15

181. (Ep. 122): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2019

Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3 episodes of Black Mirror, some of Quincy Jones’ best hits…on fellow celebrities, and how much they would need to get paid to let a female soccer player kick them in the nethers. And to top it off, they play t

Jul 04,2019 01:42:55

182. Simplistic Interview with Heather Buckley, Producer of "The Ranger"

On this Simplistic Interview, we sit down with Heather Buckley, producer of the 2018 horror film "The Ranger."From days writing at Fangoria Magazine to pitching films at Cannes and South by Southwest, Matt and Heather discuss what it was that got her into horror, how inclusion is shaping the horror genre, and essentially how she is an encyclopedia of genre knowledge. Oh, and of course punk rock!Follow her all over social media too!Twitter: @_HeatherBuckleyInstagram: www.instagram.com/_heatherbuc

Jun 08,2019 59:37

183. (Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - May 2019

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.Fire Down BelowR 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45mDescriptionWhen an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local

May 24,2019 01:53:27

184. (Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - May 2019

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.Fire Down BelowR 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45mDescriptionWhen an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local

May 24,2019 01:53:27

185. Simplistic Interview with Cody Meirick, Director of "Scary Stories"

Matt sits down with Cody Meirick, Director and Producer of the new documentary Scary Stories.Find out more about Scary Stories:Scarystoriesdoc.combit.ly/WatchScaryStoriesFacebook.com/scarystoriesmovieTwitter.com/scarystoriesdocInstagram.com/scarystoriesdoc

May 21,2019 49:03

186. (Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - April 2019 April 2019

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns!Guns1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36mDescriptionInitial release: Novembe

Apr 27,2019 01:42:01

187. (Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - April 2019 April 2019

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns!Guns1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36mDescriptionInitial release: Novembe

Apr 27,2019 01:42:01

188. (Ep. 119): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2019

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things are true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. NO

Apr 04,2019 01:33:33

189. (Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - April 2019

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary lik

Apr 01,2019 01:38:08

190. (Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - April 2019

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary lik

Apr 01,2019 01:38:08

191. (Ep. 117): Mystery Movie - Movie Commentary: March 2019

Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of. And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you! So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mys

Mar 01,2019 01:42:01

192. (Ep. 116): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February

February is not only the month of love. It is also the month in which the hooligans from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast return! On this season premiere episode, the boys have intellectual discussions/ profanity-laced tangents about Liam Neeson’s past, America’s rampant use of blackface, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s most creepy role, Jeff Goldblum (AGAIN), and Albert Finney’s best role...Dr. Albert Hirsch in the Bourne Ultimatum...it’s subjective. All that and more on this heartwarming and romantic

Feb 09,2019 01:29:02

193. (Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): January 2019

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries! We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill! Hard to Kill1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40mWhen po

Jan 13,2019 01:39:20

194. (Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): January 2019

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries! We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill! Hard to Kill1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40mWhen po

Jan 13,2019 01:39:20

195. (Ep. 114): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2018

Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from Moustache Movie News. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies a

Dec 21,2018 01:22:32

196. Simplistic Reviews: Aquaman

Today we try something new. DJ and Justin sit down and talk about what they liked, didn't like and what should of been.This is Simplistic Reviews on Aquaman.AquamanPG-132018 ‧ Fantasy/Science Fiction ‧ 2h 22m Once home to the most advanced civilization on Earth, the city of Atlantis is now an underwater kingdom ruled by the power-hungry King Orm. With a vast army at his disposal, Orm plans to conquer the remaining oceanic people -- and then the surface world. Standing in his way is Aquaman, Orm'

Dec 17,2018 02:28:51

197. (Ep. 113): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2018

Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and create a brand new Pokemon. The boys test the limits of reality with the return of Believable Or Bullshit. Justin reveals which classic '70s show he'll be watching next on TV Roundup. And we flip Hollywood

Nov 30,2018 01:17:30

198. (Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018

If Looks Could KillPG-13 1991 ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 28m Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with t

Nov 13,2018 01:38:42

199. (Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018

If Looks Could KillPG-13 1991 ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 28m Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with t

Nov 13,2018 01:38:42

200. (Ep. 111): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: October 2018

What could be more spooky then a Simplistic Reviews Spooktastic Podcast? Okay so you could just turn on the news which is scary enough.Today, we bring the Halloween to your ears on the 111th episode of... wait this episode is number 111? So I times 111 by 6... 666!!!, Oh my god Gregory Sestero its the mark of the beast! Damn that's perfect timing or we held off a movie commentary from being released to make a Halloween stupid joke. Nay...not us we aren't that cheesy.So let's all indulge into so

Oct 29,2018 01:27:28

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