Waxing the Porpoise

1. Ep. 76 - Prince of Darkness (1987)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve raise the flag and welcome back esteemed guest of honor Chris from the Mount Molehill podcast as we rap about his favorite and second entry of John Carpenter's self-appointed Apocalypse Trilogy, Prince of Darkness from 1987.Join us as we continue our second year of seasonal horror centric cinema scrutiny to discuss another Carpenter flick which has also been rediscovered over the years and, to a lesser degree, praised for its contribution to cult horr

Sep 28,2023 02:11:22

2. Ep. 75 - The Thing (1982)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again welcome Miles to the show, a man whose insights cut sharper than a surgeon's scalpel to help us pass the blood test and review the once reviled and now widely celebrated, John Carpenter's The Thing from 1982.Join us as we learn what four and a baby means by way of one of the many porpoise patron saints Young Jeezy, stand in awe of Rob Bottin's absolute unit of a hair piece, and discuss more of the background of The Thing including why it wa

Sep 22,2023 01:48:15

3. Ep. 74 - Night of the Comet (1984)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve flashback to a mid-80's horror/sci-fi flick about the end of the world, where a handful of survivors must come to grips with LA becoming a ghost town/zombie wasteland overnight by way of a sinister meteor in Night of the Comet from 1984.Join us as we continue our bootackular part deux to discuss pumpkin variants, getting goofed in the corn maze, play a quick game of "Finish the Lyric" (Young Jeezy edition), and ask ourselves when the world ends, where

Sep 14,2023 01:13:02

4. Ep. 73 - The Borderlands (2013)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve return to horror in order to properly herald the coming of the Halloween season as we give a butcher's to the little known found footage delight called The Borderlands (aka Final Prayer in the US and Canada) from 2013 which has been called the UK's most disturbing found footage film ever, okurrr.Join us as we journey across the pond to brush up on found footage 101, talk about some of the generational tactics employed by religious institutions to brin

Sep 07,2023 01:41:45

5. Ep. 72 - They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take on a brand new flick neither have seen before - a cinematic cocktail that pays homage to the neon-lit streets of the 70s blaxploitation era to great effect, folded in with equal parts mystery, comedy, sci-fi and maybe a touch of horror in Juel Taylor's directorial debut, They Cloned Tyrone from 2023.Join us across 110th street as we discuss beige bananas, bumping the Pristiq jingle, getting hypnotized by the elementary book fair and those Magic

Aug 31,2023 01:15:41

6. Ep. 71 - Kill List (2011)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest, Rob Zombie enthusiast and friend of the show, the Wintergreen Zebra himself, Hydraberg from A Cut Above: Horror Review to examine Ben Wheatley's hauntingly violent UK crime/thriller melange from 2011, Kill List.Join us as we discuss Trailer Swift, Hydra's deep lust for exposition - no kink shaming here, director Ben Wheatley's cult film leanings amidst this very cult-like film and finish off with a fun anecdote from Harriso

Aug 24,2023 01:46:21

7. Ep. 70 - Nocturnal Animals (2016)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve become ensnared in a tale within a tale as we examine the 2016 film Nocturnal Animals, a depressingly dark and haunting tapestry woven in fear, vengeance, and guilt by famed fashion designer masquerading as top notch filmmaker, Tom Ford.Join us as we kneel at the altar of Michael Shannon and Jake G's now routine s-tier performances, ask ourselves what would we do in a harrowing situation such as the film presents us, and reflect on our previous discus

Aug 10,2023 01:37:32

8. Ep. 69 - Orca (1977)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve in commemoration of our historical episode number 69 - nice - welcome back 2 special guests and friends of the show: Staring Jon, whose gaze could cut diamonds and Chris, whose flag raising and internet crawling voodoo knows no bounds - to settle the score and see where 1977's tale of vengeful oceanic fury Orca sits on the aquatic creature horror food chain.Join us as we discuss Daddy Orca's righteous retribution, an anthropomorphic drunk driving Orc

Aug 03,2023 02:22:22

9. Ep. 68 - Mount Shasta - High Elevation Strangeness

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve examine all manner of high elevation strangeness involving a murderers' row of different phenomena and paranormal happenings that have been said to be associated with and/or have occurred at Northern California's Mount Shasta.Join us as we wax mountainside on speculation station about some of the lore associated with Mount Shasta including but not limited to magnetic anomalies, the Count of Saint Germain, the Lost Continent of Mu and it's connections

Jul 27,2023 01:38:03

10. Ep. 67 - eXistenZ (1999)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again call upon the auspiciously enigmatic and cinematic maven Miles to help us parse through 1999's intriguingly abstruse techno-mystical game within a game within a reality within a matrix, David Cronenberg's eXistenZ.Grab your VR headsets and get ready for a direct upload of existential dilemmas, hog expansion and warped perceptions in what some might call a precursor to Inception.On this episode we'll talk about the perhaps collective Cronenb

Jul 20,2023 01:31:39

11. Ep. 66 - OceanGate Titan x Titanic Conspiracies

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again get nautical as we examine the wreckage of two ill-fated marine excursions - the recent OceanGate Titan submersible implosion and it's wildly speculative and conspiratorial connections to the RMS Titanic left in it's wake.Join us as we wax on water about some of the dubious distinctions and red flags held by OceanGate Expeditions and then briefly review the sinking of the Titanic and it's connections to people and institutions such as J.P.

Jul 13,2023 01:42:01

12. Ep. 65 - Summer of 84 (2018)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve go full Bananrama as we ride along the moonlit avenues of an 8-bit 80's synth nostalgia, diet horror mystery trip where curiosity dances with danger to break down RKSS' 2018 jug, Summer of 84.Join us as we got to install microwave ovens, chastise our lead Davey on his uninspired PB&J game, and take the Nestea Plunge into a time when walkie-talkies were the ultimate spy gadget and friendship was forged in the fires of adventure and ripping on on anothe

Jul 06,2023 01:37:35

13. Ep. 64 - The Last Detail (1973)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve drop anchor to review the classic film The Last Detail from 1973 about a couple of Navy chasers on a prisoner escort featuring a very young Randy Quaid and pre-Chinatown era Jack Nicholson. Acting as our compass rose we welcome special guest Matt from the Swords in Stereo podcast - space vampire evangelist, modern day renaissance man and a former sailor himself - to guide us through the siren song of the sea. Join us as Matt and the porpoises join fo

Jun 29,2023 01:43:51

14. Ep. 63 - The Curious Case of Karen Read

Welcome back to Waxing the Porpoise - a place where secrets lie like forgotten whispers and porpoises bear witness to the most perplexing of tales. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve turn their gaze back to the unsolved as we breakdown an ongoing story that has sent shockwaves through the heart of Boston, The Curious Case of Karen Read.This episode will focus on the untimely death of John O'Keefe - a respected 16 year veteran of the Boston PD - and his long time girlfriend Karen Read w

Jun 22,2023 01:51:57

15. Ep. 62 - No Time to Die (2021)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back a man whose gaze could pierce through the thickest fog - Staring Jon, the enigmatic oracle of intrigue - to wrap up our Daniel Craig Bond era retrospective with the fifth and final entry in the series, a dark symphony of espionage and treachery, where secrets are currency and the twin dragons of love and loyalty clash with ruthless cunning, No Time to Die from 2021.Join us as we recap G-Baby's dance with the devilish elixir known as Malor

Jun 15,2023 02:23:07

16. Ep. 61 - Clay Pigeons (1998)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again welcome Bob from the Straight Chilling podcast this time to embark upon a twisted journey where death dances hand in hand with dark humor and porpoises dare not swim to breakdown the comedic desert noir banger from 1998, Clay Pigeons. Join us as we draw a line in the sand to champion late 90's gems such as The Cable Guy and Romy & Michele's High School Reunion, make a case for the return of coin operated vibrating beds in motels, and blur t

Jun 08,2023 02:01:11

17. Ep. 60 - Navy Seals (1990)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back returning champion and fellow "Martini Rancher" Chris from Channel 83 to hopefully break out of his slump with our review of Navy SEALs from 1990 starring Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley, Dennis Haysbert and last but not least, our man Bill "Hips" Paxton is on the menu. Welcome to America where our main export in this geopolitical action smacker is PAIN and 75% of the budget went to securing Peruvian fish scale for Charlie S

Jun 01,2023 01:56:35

18. Ep. 59 - L.A. Confidential (1997)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve answer Cher's timeless question if I could turn back time and head to 1950's Los Angeles to rap about the star studded 1997 neo-noir banger, L.A. Confidential.Join us as we interrogate IMDb and their proprietary "without mercy" rating system, endure quite possibly the best bad review of all time, and ask the question have ye a valediction boyo? Kevin Spacey does such a great job in this movie you'll be thinking "me too?" - more like "me three."Two sc

May 25,2023 02:16:57

19. Ep. 58 - Spectre (2015)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest Staring Jon, a man whose gaze could freeze an inferno and is rivaled only by The Penance Stare. Together we'll unravel the web that is Spectre, the penultimate entry of Daniel Craig's Bond from 2015.Join us as we examine the convoluted plot that will leave you more than a little "banjaxed", christen the return of Monica Bellucci with an oath of fealty to her dumper, and opine about a brighter future that includes a sequel t

May 18,2023 01:46:27

20. Ep. 57 - The Raid 2 (2014)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are pleased to welcome Logan, Naterade and Thon from the Ghoulish University podcast to discuss what some believe to be one of the best action films of all time, Gareth Evans' The Raid 2 from 2014.Join us as we discuss this surprisingly layered film that is no doubt punctuated by some intensely choreographed action set pieces, add to Logan's well of gay fan fiction, patricide, and debate on the better assassin gimmick - dual wielding hammers, baseball

May 11,2023 01:56:06

21. Ep. 56 - King of New York (1990)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again welcome back returning champion and fellow "unctuous philistine" Chris from Channel 83. This time we find ourselves in Gotham to discuss Abel Ferrara's seminal vesicle, King of New York from 1990 starring Chris Walken, a scene-stealing performance by Laurence "Don't Call Me Larry" Fishburne, David Caruso and minor roles for Wesley Snipes, Giancarlo Esposito and Steve Buscemi.Join us as we sip on a few adult beverages and discuss why Jade i

May 04,2023 01:37:17

22. Ep. 55 - Steve’s Dad vol. 2

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are pleased to welcome back once again very special guest and friend of the show, dad of the show, Steve's dad The Tomfather.Join us as we discuss the Tomfather's time as a secret service agent throughout the 1980's where he was tasked with the protection of Jesse Jackson during his one of his two presidential campaigns, the commander-in-chief himself at the time Ronald Reagan, and other various high level officials and foreign dignitaries.We'll hear

Apr 27,2023 01:57:03

23. Ep. 54 - Skyfall (2012)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest Staring Jon, whose piercing gaze has been known to make grown men weep and porpoises wax themselves in fear. This unholy trifecta has united once again for our continuation of the Daniel Craig era Bond retrospective, this time examining the third entry Skyfall from 2012, a film that's akin to a finely crafted martini: it's sleek, it's sophisticated, and it packs one hell of a punch.Join us as we discuss how this Bond's psych

Apr 20,2023 02:00:03

24. Ep. 53 - Steve’s Dad vol. 1

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome a very special guest and friend of the show, dad of the show, AKA the Usual Suspect senior Steve's Dad, or simply Tom, for what is sure to be a two-parter.Join us as we discuss the Tomfather's time as a medic and firefighter before ultimately joining the police academy and then hitting the streets. Along the way he'll share some fun and insane stories which really illustrate how crazy of a job being a cop truly is.Do you have any idea how hard

Apr 13,2023 01:44:47

25. Ep. 52 - Basic Instinct (1992)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take on the leg crossing, ice pick gouging, pre-baked alibi making, Single White Female having, Michael Douglas crime thriller vehicle and infamous Sharon Stone smacker, Basic Instinct from 1992.Join us as we take a dive almost as deep as Michael Douglas' V-neck, make a hail mary connection to Lethal Weapon 2, and meditate on the puritanical panic espoused by the release of 1995's Showgirls.If you have an ice pick, burn it and leave it to beaver.Let's

Apr 06,2023 01:19:10

26. BONUS - Waxing the Porpoise 1 Year Anniversary Special

This week on a very special episode of Waxing the Porpoise: G-Baby, the Usual Suspect Steve and honorary 3rd host Chris from Channel 83 gather to look back at our first year in podcasting - 52 weeks up, 52 episodes down.Join us as we once again bust out the good tarp and shout out our listeners, friends of the show and other podcasts that have supported us, unanimously agree stuffed crust pizza is the only way to fly and listen back to some of our favorite moments this past year.Thank you to all

Apr 06,2023 01:16:53

27. Ep. 51 - Murdaugh Post-Mortem

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome special guest, friend of the show and Zaxby's enthusiast the Natening aka Thon from the Ghoulish University podcast to discuss the verdict and aftermath of the Alex Murdaugh murder trial.Join us as we attempt to separate belief from certainty as guided by the evidence, unlike the jury, take a look at the evidence that was (and wasn't) presented to the jury to decide - did the state meet their burden, and learn the difference between voir dire

Mar 30,2023 02:09:46

28. Ep. 50 - Santa Sangre (1989)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome a very special guest, the astutely articulate and affable arbiter of authenticity, Ran-Diesel from the Straight Chilling podcast to discuss a midnight fever dream Psycho meets LSD tableau, Santa Sangre from 1989.Join us as we ask the question is it a good idea to give the residents of an asylum cocaine and prostitutes? Or is it a GREAT idea?From visuals so psychedelic you might think you've dropped acid to mommy issues that would make even Fre

Mar 23,2023 01:49:00

29. Ep. 49 - Coors Light Chronicles vol. 4

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back Dick Dawg to complete the Coors Light Quadrilogy this time with the help of resident Dick whisperer and acting Richard spirit guide, Jimmy.Join us as we discuss Dick's stints at pint cup college and fast times at Round Table Pizza, throwing your back out while brushing your teeth, can I touch you and much, much more on this heartwarming retrospective.Let's wax this Dickensian porpoise.https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise#dickdawg #rtp #goodti

Mar 16,2023 01:49:57

30. Ep. 48 - Casino Royale (2006)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest Staring Jon to kick off our Daniel Craig-era Bond film retrospective starting with the first entry and franchise evolving Casino Royale from 2006.Join us as we discuss an alternate dimension Tarantino version of the film, how our villain Le Chiffre drew inspiration from Aleister Crowley, and how this Bond's distinct tone establishes a new direction for the franchise.This is yo azz playa.Let's wax this double-O porpoise.https

Mar 09,2023 02:12:44

31. Ep. 47 - Unforgiven (1992)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again welcome back returning champion Channel 83 "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time" Chris to dust off our spurs and break down Clint Eastwood's highly acclaimed modern western, Unforgiven from 1992.Join us as bust out the good tarp and hear slander cast down on Remember the Titans, how stories can be mythologized over time, and regale you with past acrobatic feats of Steve's unit of a cat Charles.You call this game fair or I'll go to the p

Mar 02,2023 02:07:09

32. Ep. 46 - Matchstick Men (2003)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest and friend of the show, the Spearmint Rhino himself, Hydraberg from A Cut Above: Horror Review to discuss the strangely sincere and subdued Nic Cage/Ridley Scott smacker from 2003, Matchstick Men.Join us as we discuss Ridley Scott's most decidedly un-Ridley Scott film he's ever made, treat ourselves to a devotional from the Cage man himself, flashback to a little Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass and ask the question what is

Feb 23,2023 02:20:12

33. Ep. 45 - Richard Alexander Murdaugh

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve convene to talk about the active double murder trial of southern solicitor Alex Murdaugh.Did Alex Murdaugh murder his wife and son in cold blood? Can the state prove that beyond a reasonable doubt? Those are very different questions that we'll explore in the midst of rumor, speculation, and conjecture - all things which do not equal hard evidence.Whether you're a casual observer, true crime sleuth or wine mom trying to catch a steady fade, join us as

Feb 16,2023 01:50:31

34. Ep. 44 - Jennifer 8 (1992)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve flashback to Jennifer 8 from 1992, a slow burning crime-thriller starring Andy Garcia, Uma Thurman and a surprise John Malkovich appearance.Join us as we trigger Steve's paranoia about an old Carpenter's song that we're destined to get to the bottom of, hear arguments for Uma Thurman's character faking her blindness in the film, and of course get derailed on multiple accounts of 90's movie nostalgia and somehow manage to tie all things back to Twister

Feb 09,2023 01:28:48

35. Ep. 43 - Zodiac Killer updates + Side Quest City

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again call upon fellow purveyor of the obscure and linguistic birtuoso Chris from Channel 83 as we stumble our way through the most recent updates to the Zodiac Killer case.Join us as we very quickly blow past any real substantive information on the recent Zodiac case updates in favor of obscure Twister quotes and the enduring charisma of Bill Paxton, breaking down regional soft drink preferences, and finally get Chris to crack with the mere ment

Feb 02,2023 01:56:10

36. Ep. 42 - Prisoners (2013)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are joined by special guest Justin aka Soju from the Straight Chilling podcast to enter the dance of the mind and breakdown 2013's Prisoners directed by Denis Villeneuve.Join us as we get the keys to the yard and discuss just how far people are willing to go to uncover the truth, examine some of the philosophies presented in the film from an American perspective contrasted with a Korean perspective by way of Soju's experiences, and learn about the gen

Jan 26,2023 02:51:55

37. Ep. 41 - Murder on a Sunday Morning (2001)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again call upon cinematic salamangkero and liguistic maven Chris from Channel 83 to cross-examine the 2001 documentary, Murder on a Sunday Morning.Join us as we discuss our shared echolalia affliction, try and parse out tickling and balloonery, reminisce about Napalm Death and Huell Howser, and review one of the best courtroom documentaries ever known to man.I always enjoy a cigarette before seggs. BASEBALL.Let's wax this wrongfully accused porpo

Jan 19,2023 02:43:50

38. Ep. 40 - The Fog (1980)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve have the distinct pleasure to welcome Bob from the Straight Chilling podcast acting as our compass rose to help navigate our way through John Carpenter's spooky seafaring banger from 1980, The Fog.Join us as we batten down the hatches and get scurvy on some Jeppson's Malort, flashback fondly to a little Electric Light Orchestra and pull the hook for a good ol' fashioned Palm Beach Release.Just what is this fog's motivations? Let the boy watch.Let's wa

Jan 12,2023 01:34:05

39. Ep. 39 - Coors Light Chronicles vol. 3

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest and friend, Richard aka Dick Dawg, for a third time to discuss the sentencing of his mother's killer, the loss of his beloved sister Melissa, and how through all that he's been able to remain the uniquely resilient and charismatic friend we wish we all had.Palate cleansers include Richard getting a shot at Valid-Victorian redemption, a quick Huell Howser nostalgia trip and the show ending on a more hopeful note as we set the

Jan 05,2023 01:43:58

40. Ep. 38 - Brotherhood of the Wolf (2002)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again call upon special guest and cinematic shaman Chris from Channel 83 to help decode the french action horror cult banger, Brotherhood of the Wolf from 2002.Side quests include Monica Bellucci's dumper, defamatory remarks hurled at The Frighteners, and a fun new segment involving really disgusting people and their negative IMDB reviews.Tonight we dance the dance of blood. Anybody else see that owl?Let's wax this je ne sais quoi porpoise.https

Dec 29,2022 02:34:16

41. Ep. 37 - McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome once again special guest, Staring Jon to discuss the lesser known Altman classic and so-called "anti-western", McCabe & Mrs. Miller from 1971.Join us as we talk about some of the late stage "old west" themes at play, argue about whether or not this is a "message" movie, briefly mention 80's living room stalwart Alf for good measure, and finally discuss a provocative gambit posited by Steve as a possible means to recover stolen property.I'm fee

Dec 22,2022 01:40:16

42. Ep. 36 - Coors Light Chronicles vol. 2

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome again special guest and friend, Richard aka Dick Dawg, picking up right where we left off from last week's episode.While it might be impossible for us not to find the humor in even the darkest of situations, the tone of this episode is much more severe to be sure.Join us as Richard discusses the events leading up to the murder of his mother Donna Louise Young, the act itself, and the immediate aftermath he was forced to navigate. In doing so

Dec 15,2022 01:46:35

43. Ep. 35 - Coors Light Chronicles vol. 1

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again alter the format, this time to embark on what is sure to be a multivolume series as we welcome special guest and friend, Richard aka Dick Dawg, discussing his journey through life which one could describe as Joe Dirt meets Don Quixote.Cut from a type of cloth not found anywhere in nature, Richard takes us from his inception, recounting events and stories throughout his life, in attempts to better understand the man, the myth, the legend.Joi

Dec 08,2022 01:53:18

44. Ep. 34 - Fallen (1998)

This week time is on our side as G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome special guest Hydraberg from A Cut Above: Horror Review to discuss the decisively demonic yet surreptitiously spiritual Denzel vehicle from 1998, Fallen.Join us as we discuss a poor man's slow mo predator vision, wax nostalgic over Outback Steakhouse and their elusive bloomin onion' sauce, and treat ourselves to a Denzel Devotional for the ages.I wish you had more time.Let's wax this procedural porpoise.https://linktr.ee

Dec 01,2022 02:04:22

45. Ep. 33 - Croupier (1998)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take a casino floor detour and play with house money while reviewing the 1998 deep cut, Croupier.Join us as we pick apart the film to see if it passes Steve's authenticity check, endure G-Baby lusting after a certain South African babe, and speculate as to whether Clive Owen is in fact playing an Amish man.Pay him, pay that man his money.Let's wax this Salon Privé porpoise.https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise#gambling #casino #punters #croupier #waxitFoll

Nov 24,2022 01:40:09

46. Ep. 32 - Bone Tomahawk (2015)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve get "lost" under western eyes to discuss 2015's brutal yet refined horror-western, Bone Tomahawk.Side quests include Steve popping his jury duty cherry and the horrors of the US legal system, G-Baby's newest culinary creation, "The Alfredo-rrito", and that feeling you get when you're 8 High Life's deep and Drops of Jupiter comes on.Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.Let's wax this barbaric porpoise.https://linktr.ee/waxthepo

Nov 17,2022 01:52:19

47. Ep. 31 - Possession (1981)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve call upon special guest and acting spirit guide Miles to help us navigate 1981's psychically chaotic and curiously cryptic mind bender, Possession.Join us as we were treated to count em' 2 tour de force performances from Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani and bore witness to an international alien love quadrangle including a man-squid perhaps microdosing the precursor to Cialis.You can take the car but my son ain't calling that tentacled turtle torso daddy

Nov 10,2022 01:37:02

48. Ep. 30 - The Unsolved Murder of Oakey ’Al’ Kite

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve dive back into the deep waters of the unexplained, unsolved and unknown with the unresolved 2004 murder of Oakey "Al" Kite.Join us as we learn more about the case and the assailant only known by the alias "Robert Cooper", speculate if it's only a matter of time before he's caught via ever advancing DNA and ancestry tracing techniques, and we'll also add to the growing legend of Steve's dad who may or may not be a real life counterpart to the Taken era

Nov 03,2022 01:31:13

49. Ep. 29 - Beetlejuice (1988)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve peek behind the curtain of the afterlife to call on Tim Burton's rapaciously ribald reprobate and bio-exorcist extraordinaire, Beetlejuice from 1988.Join our count down to Halloween where we'll hear from our lord and savior Denzel, wax nostalgic about films from 1997, and learn about Steve's dad going full goblin and eating pumpkin guts to get him to man up.Come on down and we'll chew on the dog.Let's wax this paranormal porpoise.#spookyseason #horror

Oct 27,2022 01:48:19

50. Ep. 28 - Phantasm II (1988)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again call upon special guest Chris from Channel 83 - this time to steel themselves against flying mortuary death spheres and a 7 foot tall psychopath in 1988's bang ball, Phantasm II.Join us as we meet the charismatic Tall Man, go on another make-your-own weapon montage at the hardware store and go looking for love and revenge in all the wrong places.You might not like it, but Reggie Bannister is what the peak male athletic form looks like.BOY!!

Oct 20,2022 01:49:12

51. Ep. 27 - Exorcist III (1990)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve engage in spiritual battle to discuss the much maligned Exorcist III from 1990, written and directed by William Peter Blatty.Join us as we take the 12:18 to Elsewhere and quite literally go on demon time to wax philosophic about bathtub carp, Brad Dourif putting on an acting clinic and stop to wonder - do all roads indeed lead back to Bill Paxton?Lord beer us strength - let's wax this agnostic porpoise.#spookyseason #horror #exorcist3 #thecarp #waxitL

Oct 13,2022 01:14:48

52. Ep. 26 - Poltergeist (1982)

This week G-Baby, the Usual Suspect Steve, special guest and friend of the show "Staring Jon" summon the spirits to discuss 1982's Poltergeist directed by Tobe Hooper.Join us as we talk about the practical effects that still hold up, strange circumstances involved in the making of the film, and clown phobia.It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knifeToot it and boot it, let's wax this polter-porpoise.#spookyseason #horror #theyrehere #poltergeist #waxitLINKTREEFollow us on Twitter + ins

Oct 06,2022 01:32:35

53. Ep. 25 - Versus (2000)

This week G-Baby, the Usual Suspect Steve, and special guest Chris from the Channel 83 Podcast take the 444th portal to the Forest of Resurrection to discuss Ryuhei Kitamura's Versus from the year 2000.Side quests include Street Fighter the movie and it's Dee Jay problem, getting braced in Bulgaria, and a very special colloquial corner that will have you questioning Dr. Pepper and it's relation to space/time.Have you seen the Fifth Element?Let's wax this rival porpoise.#halfadrpepper #horror #sp

Sep 29,2022 01:43:20

54. Ep. 24 - The Final Girls (2015)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve get sucked into 2015's The Final Girls, a camp counselor horror-spoof film within a film with a heart of gold. Join us as G-Baby actually talks himself out of liking the film and Steve struggles with the concept of "demon time".Side quests include Steve's revulsion of vocal fry and cry face, an anti-devotional from Kanye West, and our campaign against LFG "let's go".Yurt me plenty, we're going camping.Let's wax this last action porpoise.#finalgirl #c

Sep 22,2022 01:28:23

55. Ep. 23 - Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve give you a piece of our mind and rap about this underrated zombie romp from 2015. Help us get our organ donor badges and we'll do the boogaloo at the zombie hall, discuss G-Baby's fresh discovery of Takis and dunk on DJ Khaled.Leave it to cleaver, we're trimming the head-ges.Let's wax this living dead porpoise.#scoutsguide #meritbadge #horror #zombie #RIPJoeyMorgan #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Sep 15,2022 01:29:40

56. Ep. 22 - The Mothman Prophecies (2002)

Can G-Baby dial up another winner for the Usual Suspect Steve with this week's topic The Mothman Prophecies from 2002? Tangents include missing time/blacking out, waxing nostalgic about Steve Irwin, Isaac Hayes bangers and the often overshadowed mythical creature, The Mothman.There'll be no Indrid Cold-calls this episode, cryptids go straight to voicemail.Let's wax this prognosticating porpoise.#pointpleasant #mothman #prophecy #chapstick #johnkeel #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Sep 08,2022 01:37:15

57. Ep. 21 - Christine (1983)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve scratch 2nd kicking off spooky season with John Carpenter's 1983 piss missile, Christine. Join us as we wax nostalgic about our first cars, shifting into fall with horror, and tune in to Denzel Washington spit fire in a new segment dubbed "Denzel Devotionals". There'll be no granny shifting this episode, we're double clutching like you should.Let's wax this cherry porpoise.#christine #stephenking #johncarpenter #cherry #plymouthfury #waxithttps://link

Sep 01,2022 02:03:12

58. Ep. 20 - The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve both take in a first time watch of Clint Eastwood's 1976 revenge tale, The Outlaw Josey Wales. Join us as we discuss one of Eastwood's most acclaimed films and also touch on what the "Craic" means in Ireland, jalapenos, redemption for Corey Feldman, and a possible needlepoint commission. Had a lot of fun on this one - wait for the end where Steve gets his just deserts for bagging on The Burbs.Let's wax this red-legged porpoise.#joseywales #jalapeno #e

Aug 25,2022 01:26:17

59. Ep. 19 - The Burbs (1989)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve veer into borderline parody territory with Joe Dante's 1989 urban sprawl spectacle, The Burbs. Will Steve's streak of positive film reviews continue on is G-Baby due to get cul-de-sacked? Tell us what you think about The Burbs - great film or the greatest film?Let's wax this suburban porpoise.#theburbs #theklopeks #tomhanks #joedante #1989 #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Aug 18,2022 56:10

60. Ep. 18 - Asha Degree

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take a more austere turn to talk about the disappearance of Asha Degree. A frustrating case that quickly ran cold, Asha's case offers more questions than answers and serves as a sobering reminder of just how quickly your whole world can change.Let's wax this somber porpoise.#ashadegree #bringherhome #unexplained #missing #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Aug 11,2022 01:18:26

61. Ep. 17 - Danny Filippidis + Steven Kubacki

Get your zoodles and caulifloodles here! This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve rap about the strangely similar disappearances of Danny Filippidis and Steven Kubacki. We cut loose and talk about a myriad of ideas that could explain these strange vanishing acts including amnesia, multiple personalities, missing time and more.Let's wax this lost and found porpoise.#missing411 #unsolved #disappearance #unexplained #dannyfilippidis #stevenkubacki #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoiseSpecial s

Aug 04,2022 01:00:08

62. Ep. 16 - A Fistful of Dollars (1964)

Daddy chill! This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve check out an older flick that put the spaghetti western and Clint Eastwood on the map, A Fistful of Dollars (1964). Join us as we dig into Italian sub-genres while G-Baby has an existential crisis about the future of slang as we ponder the question, what even is that?Let's wax this no-name porpoise.#spaghettiwestern #clinteastwood #sergioleone #enniomorricone #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Jul 28,2022 01:18:52

63. Ep. 15 - Chinatown (1974)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take the grapevine to 1930's Los Angeles as we discuss one of the all time greats, Chinatown (1974). Water rights, corruption, murder, incest - strap in friends, this ain't no trip to Disneyland. "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."Let's wax this parched porpoise.#chinatown #nicholson #orangegroves #cityofangels #noir #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Jul 21,2022 01:16:46

64. Ep. 14 - The Battery (2012)

This week we review the underseen indie-horror, deep cut, piss missile with a heart of gold, 2012's The Battery. This DIY film stands as G-Baby's favorite zombie flick of all time and we'll see if Scuba Steve concurs. If you like zombie/horror films and early to mid 90's Atlanta Braves players then call Guinness and we'll play some pepper.Let's wax this split-finger porpoise.#thebattery #newengland #baseball #zombieapocalypse #indiehorror #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Jul 14,2022 01:02:53

65. Ep. 13 - The Enigma of Cullen Finnerty

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve dial up Missing 411 to discuss the disappearance and untimely death of Cullen Finnerty. Along the way we'll discuss shitty tree service, dissolving swim trunks and tolerance of heavy narcotics. Join us as we attempt to peel back the onion on this mysterious case.Let's wax this enigmatic porpoise.#cullenfinnerty #baldwinriver #missing411 #shittytreeservice #unexplained #waxithttps://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise

Jul 07,2022 01:16:32

66. Ep. 12 - Confessions of a Traveling Card Counter - Part 2

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are back talking card counting, part deux. We discuss more of the philosophical aspects of life as an advantage player - the lifestyle, pros and cons, and longevity. Join us as we delve into the game within the game and don't give us any trouble at the cage.Let's wax this degenerate porpoise.

Jun 30,2022 01:57:24

67. Ep. 11 - The Jaunt

This week G-Baby was all thumbs and forgot to hit the record button for our review of 1986's Highlander. So instead this week he and the Usual Suspect Steve scrambled to review the Stephen King short story, The Jaunt. Talk about a nightmare void, this one will stick with you longer than you think!Let's wax this apparated porpoise.#thejaunt #teleportation #stephenking #skeletoncrew #cosmichorror

Jun 25,2022 42:54

68. Ep. 10 - The Limey (1999)

This week G-Baby and his "China plate" the Usual Suspect Steve rapaciously ruminate about a romanticized reflection on revenge, 1999's The Limey, directed by Steven Soderbergh. Alliteration aside, we had a lot of fun on this one - join us as we have a "butcher's" at this slept-on late 90's gem.Let's wax this cockney porpoise.Special shout out to Chris at Channel 83 for writing us, it was a treat to hear from him. If you want to hear some cogent AF takes on obscure horror, check out Channel 83's

Jun 16,2022 01:30:06

69. Ep. 9 - Confessions of a Traveling Card Counter

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take a left turn at Albuquerque to rap about Steve's current stock in trade, card counting aka advantage play. We discuss the twin dragons of calculation and theatrics that are involved as well as the high level of variability that is part and parcel of this dance of the mind.Hit, stand, or bust - let's wax this high stakes porpoise.

Jun 09,2022 01:37:00

70. Ep. 8 - The Believer (2001)

This week we go reverse dreidel and catch a deep cut that G-Baby has never seen, 2001's The Believer. Is this treatise on self loathing worthwhile or are you better off just watching The Hebrew Hammer? Other points of interest include oversized hats - yay or nay - and is it ever too late to change your laugh or other personality defining features? Let's wax this verklempt porpoise.

Jun 02,2022 01:26:55

71. Ep. 7 - Near Dark (1987)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve planned to focus on 1987's Near Dark but ended up going off on a Bill Paxton retrospective. We should have watched Twister.Let's wax this toothsome porpoise.

May 27,2022 01:03:48

72. Ep. 6 - Black Rain (1989)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve pay a visit to The Land of the Rising Sun to discuss another Ridley Scott banger, 1989's Black Rain. Great movie or the greatest movie? Join us as we find out and postulate about the validity of greed over honor, Ken Takakura's star turn as "MATS" and Michael Douglas' overall badassery.Let's wax this rain soaked porpoise.

May 19,2022 01:15:00

73. Ep. 5 - Johnny Depp & the Viper Room

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve take a trip to Hollyweird and discuss Johnny Depp's ownership of the Viper Room, its sordid history and the disappearance of his former business partner, Anthony Fox. Did Depp have something to do with it or did Anthony outfox the sparrow? Join us as we dig a little deeper while avoiding grumpys and snarks along the way.Let's wax this unsolved porpoise.

May 12,2022 01:09:21

74. Ep. 4 - Thunderheart (1992)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve go off the reservation to discuss a slept on early 90's mystery banger - Thunderheart. Join us as we attempt to overcome the sting of Blade Runner and try to figure out whatever the hell 'Goblin Mode' means while we go for a ride with Val Kilmer on a vision quest to embrace his forgotten heritage. "You gotta listen to the trees, hoss. Gotta stop and listen to the wind. It'll tell you things, kola."Let's wax this ancestral porpoise.

May 05,2022 01:15:56

75. Ep. 3 - Blade Runner (1982)

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve go "Off-World" to discuss a dystopian cyberpunk banger that was ahead of it's time - Blade Runner. Hot off the heels of Steve's enjoyment of The Prestige, we'll perform our own Voight-Kampff test to see whether or not he dreams of electric porpoise after his first time watch of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner. Can he get over the inexplicable monsoon RAIN in 2019's Los Angeles or will he succumb to the clutches of an Esperanto-fueled origami nightmare?

Apr 28,2022 01:00:55

76. Ep. 2 - Jason Simpson

In this week's episode we discuss the alleged involvement of OJ Simpson's son, Jason Simpson, in the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. Should he have been considered a suspect and examined much more closely? We think so. Overshadowed by his father's larger than life stature and his behavior before, during and after the trial, we look at compelling evidence that has been gathered over the years pointing to Jason and speculate as to whether he had motive, means and opportunity to commit

Apr 21,2022 01:17:57

77. Ep. 1 - The Prestige

Are you watching closely? In our inaugural episode we discuss a film our co-host Steve had previously never seen - shocker - 2006's The Prestige by Christopher Nolan. We try to get to the bottom of who is the man in the box and see if Steve actually liked the film - punctuated by musings on the many disorienting time jumps and complex themes weaved throughout. Abracadabra.

Apr 05,2022 01:07:14

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