EVERYBODY SUCKS. Lyrics

I wish I had more talent

Wish I had a better body

Wish my ex would just call me

I wish I could say I'm sorry

Wish I had a better smile

Wish I never broke down

Wish that I could tell the town

That you're my girl now

Wish that I could compare to that brown haired prick

I wish I had another Inch, on the end of my dick

I wish I never fucked up and didn't walk with a limp

I wish I didn't get drunk instead of taking a sip

I'm just bones in the water

I'm a decomposed body

I got blood all on my collar

From that bitch I call Bonny

If I wanted to commit, I don't think anyone would stop me

Lost my whole posee, I lost everybody round me

I can't ever stop frowning, Call it chronic pouting

I don't wanna make friends, I don't want nobody

Everybody's a prick, and I'm a disappointment

That's why I'm hitting my licks, and smoking dutches only

I wish I had more talent

Wish I had a better body

Wish my ex would just call me

I wish I could say I'm sorry

Wish I had a better smile

Wish I never broke down

Wish that I could tell the town

That you're my girl now

I wish that I could compare to that brown haired prick

I wish I had another inch on the end of my dick

I wish I never fucked up and didn't walk with a limp

I wish I didn't get drunk instead of taking a sip