PLAYER 1 Lyrics

I was player one, I was player one

I had no friends, but I had so much fun

Stayed on the Wii so I never saw the sun

But when I did I was hitting homeruns

Adobeflash the computer lab bitch I was playing run

Fancy Pants, and Monkey Quest bitch I was having fun

I remember when I turned ten I wanted a bb gun

I remember being scared of demons but never seeing one

Yea bitch when I turned tenI wanted a bb gun

Now bitch I'm seventeen I want a real one

It's not cuz I'm a shooter, I think suicide is fun

Do that in this life be a child in the next one

I would kill myself right now to be a child just once

I be playing my three - ds while I'm rolling up my blunts

I be sitting up at three am while I listen to what he wants

I'm a keep making music man even after I've already won

As a kid, I was scared of ghost but I didn't see any

I was scared of demons but now I look at how many with in me

Never thought about smoking only saw it come out of a chimney

I wanted to go to Disney to hang out with Mickey and Minnie

And I did

The last time I felt like kid

No no no I didn't worry bout shit

Now I'm wondering how do I live

Suicide, let's go down the slide yeah I wanna be a kid

Go down the slide be a kid

(Go, Go) Go down the slide be a kid

(Bitch!)

Yeah I wanna be a kid

Why am I so attached to the shit I already did

I'm doing old shit

Playing Mario Galaxy it's never gonna hit like it did

Telling me to insert disk

Beyblades I was spinning shit

I had sixty things on my Christmas List

Past memories I miss that shit

Go down the slide be a kid

(Go, Go) Go down the slide be a kid

Go down the slide be a kid

I was player one, I was player one

I had no friends, but I had so much fun

Stayed on the Wii so I never saw the sun

But when I did I was hitting homeruns

Adobeflash the computer lab bitch I was playing run

Fancy Pants, and Monkey Quest bitch I was having fun

I remember when I turned ten I wanted a bb gun

I remember being scared of demons but never seeing one