Pets Lyrics

You thought I was a serial killer because I didn't like dogs

But you didn't know that it was because I was mauled by two as a child

Now when i see a dog on the sidewalk I wanna cross the street

Call it whatever you like, but I won't be killing you in your sleep

Only children get pets so they don't have to play by themselves

I had two brothers and a sister

There wasn't room for anything else

You can make anything have meaning if you think about it enough

Sometimes all I think about is death even though I know it's fucked up

Heaven is real, heaven awaits you, even if in life everyone hates you

You're not taking them with you, so fuck it

Only children get pets so they don't have to play by themselves

I had two brothers and a sister

There wasn't room for anything else

Once my brother had me take care of his cat while he was away

One morning I woke up and realized I hadn't fed her in days

She was alive, hungry though she was

Let's just keep this our little secret

We know accidents happen all the time

Only children get pets so they don't have to play by themselves

I had two brothers and a sister

There wasn't room for anything else

Only children get pets so they don't have to play by themselves

I had two brothers and a sister

There wasn't room for anything else