Two & A Half Men Lyrics

The beats knockin' like a

Jehovah's Witness

And I'm something like a bodega

There's always business

But I'm not moving weight

This ain't no LA Fitness

I'm just running for the bus

Cuz I missed it by a minute

Gettin' money's still the mission

But it ain't the only topic

I'm not fucking with your chick

Because she's homie hoppin'

All black like I'm dressin' for a funeral

My heads on straight

Like I'm pissin' at the urinal

Black Chuck Ts with the holes in 'em

Hands in my pockets

Like my phone's missing

Prior Knowledge is the squad

Get widdit dude

Cuz we chillin' gettin' lifted

Like some midget shoes

They're askin' who are you?

They're asking who are we?

It's Prior Knowledge

We the fam like ooo-wee

Grab the OZ

And break it down

It's Bad Boys bitch

You know we're back in town

Wyte Sheen on the mic cuz I'm winnin'

Snortin' cocaine off her ass cheeks grinnin'

Chillin' in the cut

Blunt rolled and I'm laughin'

I'm cuttin' competition

Call that

Two and a half men

Ya hear of me, lyrically,

Know you can't fuck with me

I'm sick with the flow

Like the illness has stuck with me

Blessed with a gift

And spliff rolled tight

A minute man bitch

I'm not going all night

I'll tell you about my style

My smile is always flawless

Tell her about my life

And she think I live lawless

Yeah, I'm pretty dope

Whatever you wanna call it

I think nowadays everybody calls it ballin'

Another thing about me is I'm very, very humorous

And always paint a picture with your mind like a doodle-ist

The way I write these rhymes all the time

I'm so cool with this

A verbal veteran

And you dudes is so new to this

The threat is set

So watch me get grimey on it

The murder in your family seems untimely, don't it?

And my style never lag

It's just killin' you dudes

So it's walkin' in a body bag

Wyte Sheen on the mic cuz I'm winnin'

Snortin' cocaine off her ass cheeks grinnin'

Chillin' in the cut

Blunt rolled and I'm laughin'

I'm cuttin' competition

Call that

Two and a half men