You are one of us Lyrics

When you go looking

For somebody who can satisfy you

When you go looking

For somebody you can do

You'll be sure to find them

There'll be asses all around

You'll be sure to find them

There'll be boobies in the clouds

But don't go looking for love

Or romantic elation

Don't trouble your mind

With all these puerile complications

When you go looking

For somebody to amuse you

When you go looking

For a little bit of fun

You'll be sure to find it

You'll be constantly aroused

You'll be sure to find it

Your feet won't ever have to hit the ground

But don't go looking for happiness

Adjust your expectations

You had better tone down

Such sentimental aspirations

'Cause you are one of us

What more could you possibly want for?

Than to be one of us?

Are you with us or are you not?

When you go looking

For somebody to offend you

When you go looking

For somebody to resent

You'll be sure to find them

There'll be assholes all around

You'll be sure to find them

The wicked will abound

But don't go looking for truth

Don't ask too many questions

Don't boggle your mind

With such irrelevant information

'Cause you are one of us

What more could you possibly want for?

Than to be one of us?

Are you with us?

Are you with us?

Are you with us or are you not?