last word Lyrics

One, two, three, let's go!

I take a walk down to the liquor store (The liquor store)

A bottle of Hendricks to help me focus on forgetting more

You got your limoncello while I got a brand new fellow giving me eyes

I got a package this morning, a shitty leather jacket

Try that on for size

I said he's staring at my package (What?)

Wait I meant my leather jacket (Uh-huh)

The one that came in a box (That's right)

You really think I'd flop? (Hell no!)

I'm still stuck at the liquor store

And I've never wanted anything more

You said this was forever more

And so i drink my last word so you can have yours

The last word is my favorite drink, it really makes you stop and think

And boy you got me thinking all night long

Sipping on every last drip of my cup

Can't find my keys, what did you do with them

I'll say it again, what did you do with them?

Sleeping on somebody's mattress (Who?)

Anybody know my address (Nah)

I just moved up the block (How nice)

It's really an hour walk (Damn)

I'm still stuck at the liquor store

And I never wanted anything more

You say this was forever more

So i drink my last word so you can have yours

The last word is my favorite drink, it really makes you stop and

Stop and what now?

I drink my last word so I can look at myself in the morning

I think that one more drink will help me forget how boring you are

You see, men are so fucking boring

Never gonna wanna explore it

You can't make me the class unless I'm teaching

So put on your coat it's not time to link

Call me a cab and I'll grab my things

And by things, I mean I'm running to grab me another drink

Splash of lime, maraschino and a dash of time

But don't forget the chartreuse baby

A drink so good it never fails

Sorry, what did you say?

I got lost in the details

The person you are trying to reach is still stuck at the liquor store